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Please REAdmin me.

Red Whacker

New member
Hi Team,

It appears that my Adminstrative access has been accidently removed. Please address this issue pronto.

Thanks,
Red
 
I'll get right on it.
 
Send me $25 first.

:rimshot:
Lol, this isn't a government where people just buy their way in.

Thanks,
Red

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I'll do it for $20.
 
Please get this done, I am in need of the ban option.

Thanks,
Red
 
I'll do it for $50.

True, that's twice what Nixon asked for -- but I can provide twice the Admin-rights-ness.
 
This is bullshit. I'm in charge of whatever it is you were asking for above.

These people are trying to steal your money. Whereas I, on the otherhand, am trying to steal your money.
 
I didn't need money for my admin-ship.

I just wrote dirty stories and spanked Cait. :bigass:
 
I'll do it for $50.

True, that's twice what Nixon asked for -- but I can provide twice the Admin-rights-ness.

Will this give me full powers; like for example launching a full scale attack on our enemies without the dirty paper work?
 
We have enemies?
 
You're a sea anenome.
 
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Will this give me full powers; like for example launching a full scale attack on our enemies without the dirty paper work?

Better than that! All you need do is look right at them and declare, "Admin rights!" and they will explode!
 
Shouting "Admin responsibility!" has the opposite effect.
 
Better than that! All you need do is look right at them and declare, "Admin rights!" and they will explode!

Or post a random 6 digit code. That had them running around like headless chickens!

;)
 
Oh yeah, the old "Troll Call" thread. I was thinking about that the other day.

:D
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