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....onceuponatimetherewasalovelyprincessbutshehad
anenchantmentuponherofafearfulsortwhichcouldonly
bebrokenbylovesfirstkissshewaslockedawayinacastle
guardedbyaterriblefirebreathingdragonmanybrave
knightshadattemptedtofreeherfromthisdreadful
prisonbutnoneprevaaaaaaoooooooooggggod
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Baby I can fly like a bird
When you touch me with your eyes
Flying through the sky
I've never felt the same
But I am not a bird and I am not a plane
I'm superman
When you love me it's easy
I can do almost anything
Watch me turn around, one wing up and one wing down
I never thought I could fall in love for good
I'm superman
When you love me it's easy
My sweet life has just begun
I'm in love this time
And I know I have it
Fell into my life so I grabbed it
There's nothing I can do
When I'm with you
I'm superman
Cause I'm with you
It's easy
My sweet life has just begun
I'm in love this time
And I know I have it
Fell into my life so I grabbed it
There's nothing I can do
Cause I'm with you
I'm superman...
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Hm...Google Image Search..."Godzilla Rule 34"..."Clove Her Field"..."Beast From 20,000 Faps" --OH SHIT MOM'S RIGHT BEHIND ME
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"I'm five foot nothin', 100 and nothin', and I ain't got hardly a speck of athletic ability. And I hung in there with the best college football team in the land for two years. And I'm getting a degree from the University of Notre Dame. In this life, you don't have to prove nothin' to nobody but yourself."
"That's nice dear. A little higher...and try the swirl."
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Only too late did the realization slowly dawn on Miss Rycroft that her categorically unique performance of hooking up the circuit of a game of "Operation" to a car battery and her genitals might go unappreicated by the judges for the talent segment of the pageant."
