Mystery D8 said:It was Jack. In sort of a meta-physical miracle, the gravitational pull of his landfill-sized ass sucked 37% of the world's available bandwith like a magnet into his rectal area. Scientists at M.I.T. are at a loss to explain how this was possible but have their finest people investigating as we speak. No one should be surprised, though. A self-serving felcher like Jack would always choose an additional 9 bowls of Boston baked beans per dinner over the bandwith needs of his fellow human being.
Mystery D8 said:It was Jack. In sort of a meta-physical miracle, the gravitational pull of his landfill-sized ass sucked 37% of the world's available bandwith like a magnet into his rectal area. Scientists at M.I.T. are at a loss to explain how this was possible but have their finest people investigating as we speak. No one should be surprised, though. A self-serving felcher like Jack would always choose an additional 9 bowls of Boston baked beans per dinner over the bandwith needs of his fellow human being.