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Post in this thread when you're about to go have a crap.

OMG I JUST CAME FROM A CRAP.

If I had only noticed this thread and posted BEFORE the crap. Now I feel like a fool.
 
No, what we've got on the moon is far more interesting. Nazi moon bases, Ozzie astronauts, drooling prawns and talking toast.
 
Oh, yeah. You'd still make it, though, if you had someone spin you up in a centrifuge first, though. BLAM! Explosive projectile poopage.
 
Not entirely. A fart in a spacesuit is an entirely private thing. A crap in a 0G environment might get in someone's hair, so to speak.
 
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