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Post in this thread when you're about to go have a crap.

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Banned.
We need to keep track of that sort of thing.
 
OMG I JUST CAME FROM A CRAP.

If I had only noticed this thread and posted BEFORE the crap. Now I feel like a fool.
 
IF ONLY WE HAD TOILETS ON THE MOON.
 
No, what we've got on the moon is far more interesting. Nazi moon bases, Ozzie astronauts, drooling prawns and talking toast.
 
Wouldn't it be funny to try to take a dump in a toilet with no gravity?
 
No?
 
Oh, yeah. You'd still make it, though, if you had someone spin you up in a centrifuge first, though. BLAM! Explosive projectile poopage.
 
Is that like a fart in a spacesuit?
 
Not entirely. A fart in a spacesuit is an entirely private thing. A crap in a 0G environment might get in someone's hair, so to speak.
 
I might take a crap in a few minutes time.
 
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