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Preview of first novel will soon be available on Amazon.

No problem.

I bought two of those god awful nuke brothers DVD's from that nameless shithead.

Buying your book is the least I can do. Much success!
 
*ROTFLMAO @ a 'troll' site that removes complete PWNage of a moron from this thread* This is going to look good to all the other troll sites. TK: TROLL AT YOUR OWN RISK!
 
I'm going to purchase the preview, and the full work when it's done. I'll also post a link to it on my board as well.
 
I read the preview and I'm srsly impressed. When does the full book come out? Will it just be a Kindle book or will it also be in paperback?
 
Glad you enjoyed it. Still working on the rest of it, about 12 chapters in and everything's structured, so it's just a matter of completion and revision. The preview is out there to sort of "introduce" readers to that world.

The book will be available in digital format through Amazon Kindle and Apple iBooks, and I'm linking it to a service called CreateSpace that will produce-to-order hardcopies, the same kind of paperback you'd find at a brick-and-mortar bookstore.
 
Good work, man. You have inspired me to quit fucking around and get back to it, and as you said elsewhere "Just cut away everything that ISN'T working on the book."


Uhh....that is, right after this post lol.
 
Friday said:
Um...is this a novel I can read online at school, or is it the stuff of 40 year jail terms if one of my little kiddies sees it. :)
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Now that you mention it, there's gonna be one of the latter variety, too. And to satisfy BG's curiosity: Yes, it'll be under a different pen name. I'm not about to sabotage my mainstream writing by cross-promoting it with smut. Still gonna unleash the smut, though. :P
 
Damn, The Saint is perpetrating the troll to end all trolls, with his 'I'm a writer, buy my book' sham. I am seriously impressed with this troll. I should pass it along to the other sites as being an excellent troll. Although, it helps his troll that he is perpetrating it against completely clueless morons who will believe anything.
 
Still boring. But again, yes, spread the word far and wide, I don't mind at all. And if you're as well regarded everywhere as you are here, the traffic and reviews for me should be phenomenal.
 
The Saint said:
Still boring. But again, yes, spread the word far and wide, I don't mind at all. And if you're as well regarded everywhere as you are here, the traffic and reviews for me should be phenomenal.
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Ah, but I will NOT mention the name of the so-called 'novel', nor will I mention Amazon. Your master will be pissed because you are not getting his novel out there. He may even refuse to give you any more money to supplement your welfare income.
 
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