Rap 4 Dr. Dave

[Yub]

Yes, yes it is.

 

[The Dork Lord]

I had no grandma sex and you can't prove otherwise!

 

[Dr Dave]

I never said that part was true.

 

[The Dork Lord]

That's the part I meant

 

[Yub]

Don't make this a thread of lies, Dorklord.

 

[Dr Dave]

A new twist?

DorkLord to have had sex with 5 chickens while under the influence of bad acid?

 

[The Dork Lord]

It was VERY bad acid:

I thought it was only 1 chicken!

 

[Dr Dave]

It was 5.

 

[The Dork Lord]

I do hope the sex tape is never released!?

 

[Yub]

Those chickens were Miller's grandma and four of her poker buddies. FACT

 

[Dr Dave]

Not a fact.

Ambush bug to make this very thread, a thread of lies.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Do not corrupt this thread, AB; I BEG OF THEE!

 

[Dr Dave]

How sad, he accused you of lies, now he himself makes the lies.

 

[Yub]

I do not lie! Miller knows nought, he put her in a home where they did secret experiments that turn people into chickens, it's the truth! THE TRUTH!

 

[Dr Dave]

The truth, or another lie?

Ambush bug...

lets think about his name here for a moment...

what is in the name Ambush... thats right Bush, now who lies a lot? Thats right George W. Bush.

So people of the MF...

It is Ambush Bug who speaks lies about my grandmother.

I best not tell her about this

 

[Yub]

Sez the doctor who ISN'T REALLY A DOCTOR. He's not even a Dave.

That's right, I went there.

 

[Dr Dave]

Don't mind Ambush Bug, its not his fault he cant spam better then he is now.

 

[Yub]

GRRRRR I WOULD SWEAR IN CHINESE IF I KNEW HOW.

 

[Dr Dave]

Yeah but you cant, sucks to be you.

 

[Yub]

Bouffon ivre ! Votre bière est des eaux grasses adaptées pour des porcs ! Vous avez seulement le sexe avec les canards retardés laids, les bons regardants ne vous aurez pas !