The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
(Husband, Wife, Male and Female TV Execs are in conference room:
Wife is on top of table, in a 3 way with Kid Rock and Bob Barker.
Husband is seated at the table, between the 2 execs, who both have their hands down his pants)
Male TV Exec: OK. So you know how they have those contests where they try to cram as many college as possible into a phone booth?
Female TV Exec: We were thinking of doing that with your wife’s giggle-box!
Wife: *Tee Hee*
Husband: They’ll need SCUBA gear to survive in there!
Male TV Exec: Of course!
Kid Rock: And I can perform my new single while everyone’s crawling in!
Bob Barker: COME ON DOWN!
(everyone experiences an incredible orgasm)
NOTE: Just after the 150th college kid was completely inserted, someone’s air tank ruptured, killing the wife, Kid Rock, and most of the college kids.
The show was aired anyway, and won several emmies.
Wife is on top of table, in a 3 way with Kid Rock and Bob Barker.
Husband is seated at the table, between the 2 execs, who both have their hands down his pants)
Male TV Exec: OK. So you know how they have those contests where they try to cram as many college as possible into a phone booth?
Female TV Exec: We were thinking of doing that with your wife’s giggle-box!
Wife: *Tee Hee*
Husband: They’ll need SCUBA gear to survive in there!
Male TV Exec: Of course!
Kid Rock: And I can perform my new single while everyone’s crawling in!
Bob Barker: COME ON DOWN!
(everyone experiences an incredible orgasm)
NOTE: Just after the 150th college kid was completely inserted, someone’s air tank ruptured, killing the wife, Kid Rock, and most of the college kids.
The show was aired anyway, and won several emmies.
