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REMINDER: Michelle Trachtenberg

The Tomtrek

Love Wookiee
She’s probably my favourite person.

 
Ah yes the Trachtenberg!
 
Could she be any more standing next to Chandler?
 
I don't like her as much now as I did in season seven of Buffy. :(

(But i still like her!)
 
I'd kidnap her and keep her in my newly built underground torture love chamber, yessiree.
 
Because I'm sure the Wookiee would go along with that.
 
What she don't know.......will probably kill me. She's secretly a witch I bet, she knows what I'm thinking I'm sure.
 
I think the only person you could put in your love cellar would be Kookybee. Make sure that the Wookiee knows the people you want to, ahem, introduce to her, if you follow.
 
Michelle's so-called nudity (psssssh) in Beautiful Ohio was depressingly bad.

AND FAR AWAY.
 
Yup, still hot:
 
She's at "approaching Natalie" level of hotness.
 
This thread is warm & comforting.
 
This is a clip from Beautiful Ohio which has El Trachtenberg ina very nice bikini and also has her NUDE SCENE (but it's terrible it was taken from a helicoper or something stupid).

In the mean time let's see what IMDB has to say about Michelle Trachtenberg:

"Michelle's Tongue" (three pages)

"A question about her butt"
"Do you think she has a long butt crack? I think she probably does."


"Looks African American"

"Puffies" (well they are)

"lesbian? mexican? preggers?" OH GOD I HOPE SHE'S NOT A MEXICAN.


I like to think that somehow I am above those people. BECAUSE THEY TOTALLT DON'T LIKE MICHELLE AS MUCH AS I DO. :mad:
 
Every hot actress is a lesbian or a pregnant or fat according to IMDB. And many are Mexicans.
 
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don't forget to catch her on "Gossip Girl" as, gasp, a evil, spiteful, bitch. she's playing the part well... hope it's not typecasting.
 
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