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Return of a Thug, Part II
- Thread starter Thug Angel
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Gurk_MacGuintey
Valhallan Ambassador
Wherever it is, I ain't a fat lazy sponge leech like you!
Thug Angel said:
Jesus, go paint your little slope boyfriend's cock yellow and pretend it's a banana, you halfwitted, nappy-headed, queer-assed, illiterate, illegitimate, son-of-a-welfare-leech fucking anomaly.
Gurk_MacGuintey
Valhallan Ambassador
Sarek said:
I honorin' my fellow Amurricans who happens to be negroes!
At least I ain't a racist fuck parasite like you.
:bigass:
Gurk_MacGuintey
Valhallan Ambassador
The Question said:
I see you knows Thuggie! He's our House Negro over at Valhalla.
Sadistic Bastard
No Mercy
So might Bill Cosby and Opra...
Gurk_MacGuintey
Valhallan Ambassador
Them niggers is RACIST!
All niggers are racist, it's a prerequisite for niggerhood.
Thug Angel
New member
WTF you poppin G? girl-boy humper?Sadistic Bastard said:
Thug strickly abot the ladies. No butt darts here.
Now thats real
Holla 5000, bitches
Thug Angel
New member
Sorry to disappoint nigga.Sarek said:
Thug been called plenty includin a tool which he might be. But he done never been no dual (ask Cranky).
Now thats real. Locally known, internationally respected and finally off house arrest but not a house nigga. Ya heard?
Holla 5000
Thug Angel
New member
Uranium 4 said:
So how do you know about Thuggie's 13 1/4 inch dick?
Shit word gets around. Cranky musta been droppin word on this nigga from TV.
Havin a big dick is better than havin a Corvette b/c when you got a big dick you dont need a Corvette. Thats street knowledge.
Holla 5000
Gurk_MacGuintey
Valhallan Ambassador
The Question said:
Fuckin Aye, Questard!
Thug Angel
New member
Thug got no idea what you poppin off nigga.The Question said:
Thug aint got no boyfriends. Thug is a MAN meanin he aint no faggot an d he aint queer. He may not be perfect may done had some non support issues but he aint stupid and not too many of you fucks got 1300 on SATs and couldve gotten into Duke University.
He a G for true but Thug represent the best of book nowledge and street nowledge. Name callin dont change that shit.
Oh and dont hate on welfare nigga that s free $$$. nothin wrong w/free $$$
Holla 5000
Cranky Bastard
New member
I wonder if he hooked up with that Thai chick-with-dick again when he had mud-butt?
Thug Angel said:
We've been over this, trannyfucker. You do not want to come in here and lie to me again, because I will shame you.
Yeah. You are stupid.
Maybe not. The fact that you apparently can't spell "knowledge" or present yourself in a way deserving of any version of respect changes it pretty cleanly, though.
It's not free -- it comes out of the paychecks of people who work for a living, e.g. people who aren't worthless, e.g. people not you.
Once upon a time, musta been 'round October, few years back, in one o' dose TOP SECRET LAB-MOTORIES de gubbnint keep stashed away underneath Virginia, an EVIL PRINCE, occasion'ly employed as a part-time THEATRICAL CRITICIZAH set to woikin' on a plot fo de systematic GENOCIDICAL REMOVE'LANCE of all unwanted highly-rhythmic individj'lls an' sissy-boys!
De cocksucker done whuffed up a secret POTIUM... an' right 'long wid it, de ATROCIOUS IDEA dat what he been boilin' up down deahhhh jes' mights be de FINAL SOLUTIUM to DE WHITE MAIN'S 'BOIDENNN', ef yo' acquire my drift...
continued below...
Well, he were sure he had a GOOD THING GOIN'... but, dere was always de possobility dat somethin' might fuck up, so, he planned to have a little test, jes' to check it all out befo' he dump't it in de wattuh supply.
Sho'tly denafter, wit HIGH-LEVEL GUBNINT CO-ROBBERATIUM, he arranged to have a good-will visit to SAN QUENTIM, 'long wit some country-westin mu- zishnin's, 'n sprinkle a little bit of it on some of de boys in deahhh (since dey done used a few of 'em befo' when dey was messin' wit de ZYPH'LISS).
So, heah dey come wit de POTIUM, dump'nit all in de mash potatuz!
Den dey wen' up to de warden's office fo' some HOT TODDY, watchin' a little football while dey's waitin' to see what gone happen!
Fact o' de matter were: NOTHIN' HAPPENED, so dey went off'n dribbled it in a special shipnint of GALOOT CO-LOG-NUH dat went out 'bouts NOVEMBER!
Next thing y'know, fagnits be droppin' off like flies...'long wit a large number of severely-tanned individj'lls, pre-zumnably of HAY'CHEN EXTRAKMENT!
But NOT DE BOYS IN DE REST HOME! Oh no! Mixin' de shit wit de mash potatuz done SMOOOOOOTHED IT OUT a little, so's it wouldn't KILL yo' ass, BUT, it sho' would make y'ugly! 'N ef y'was already UGLY, it'd make yo ass MEAN 'n UGLY...'n ef you was already MEAN 'n UGLY, it'd turn ya into a strange, UNKNOWN KREETCHUH, never befo' seen on BROADWAY! Thass right! It'd turn ya' into a 'MAMMY NUN'! Head like a potatuh...lips like a duck...big ol' hands, puffin' up! BIG ONES! Science! ME-jev'l re-LIJ-mus costumery all over yo' BODY! YOW! Oh yeah! Mmmm-hmmm!
De cocksucker done whuffed up a secret POTIUM... an' right 'long wid it, de ATROCIOUS IDEA dat what he been boilin' up down deahhhh jes' mights be de FINAL SOLUTIUM to DE WHITE MAIN'S 'BOIDENNN', ef yo' acquire my drift...
continued below...
Well, he were sure he had a GOOD THING GOIN'... but, dere was always de possobility dat somethin' might fuck up, so, he planned to have a little test, jes' to check it all out befo' he dump't it in de wattuh supply.
Sho'tly denafter, wit HIGH-LEVEL GUBNINT CO-ROBBERATIUM, he arranged to have a good-will visit to SAN QUENTIM, 'long wit some country-westin mu- zishnin's, 'n sprinkle a little bit of it on some of de boys in deahhh (since dey done used a few of 'em befo' when dey was messin' wit de ZYPH'LISS).
So, heah dey come wit de POTIUM, dump'nit all in de mash potatuz!
Den dey wen' up to de warden's office fo' some HOT TODDY, watchin' a little football while dey's waitin' to see what gone happen!
Fact o' de matter were: NOTHIN' HAPPENED, so dey went off'n dribbled it in a special shipnint of GALOOT CO-LOG-NUH dat went out 'bouts NOVEMBER!
Next thing y'know, fagnits be droppin' off like flies...'long wit a large number of severely-tanned individj'lls, pre-zumnably of HAY'CHEN EXTRAKMENT!
But NOT DE BOYS IN DE REST HOME! Oh no! Mixin' de shit wit de mash potatuz done SMOOOOOOTHED IT OUT a little, so's it wouldn't KILL yo' ass, BUT, it sho' would make y'ugly! 'N ef y'was already UGLY, it'd make yo ass MEAN 'n UGLY...'n ef you was already MEAN 'n UGLY, it'd turn ya into a strange, UNKNOWN KREETCHUH, never befo' seen on BROADWAY! Thass right! It'd turn ya' into a 'MAMMY NUN'! Head like a potatuh...lips like a duck...big ol' hands, puffin' up! BIG ONES! Science! ME-jev'l re-LIJ-mus costumery all over yo' BODY! YOW! Oh yeah! Mmmm-hmmm!
Archibald Nixon
anti-life coach
Has Thug Angel been properly introduced to Blackfoot?