Reveal your real name thread!

[Malarky]

Chuck

 

[The Dork Lord]

Wait, what? I always thought you were a female.

The same might be said of you.

 

[Laker_Girl]

The same might be said of you.

And you.

 

[Laker_Girl]

Samantha.

Heh, my niece's name. You don't look like a Samantha to me though.

 

[Laker_Girl]

Angie

wacky's Stewart

Stuart.

 

[Donovan]

My carefully hidden real name is...



Donovan. Fooled all of you, didn't I?

 

[The Dork Lord]

I have been fooled.

 

[Laker_Girl]

The Dork Lord=except for the penis and facial hair

Penis, LMAO!!! You kill me!! No one would call that thing a penis! Two inches to be searched for under your apron of fat and sores does not a penis make.

As for the facial hair, so you're in menopause, you just need a little threading or waxing.

 

[Sarek]

Penis, LMAO!!! You kill me!! No one would call that thing a penis! Two inches to be searched for under your apron of fat and sores does not a penis make.

As for the facial hair, so you're in menopause, you just need a little threading or waxing.

Just to play the devil's advocate, mainly because I enjoy doing it, but, pray tell, just how do you KNOW about all the layers of fat and sores?

That portends a certain amount of first hand knowledge.

 

[Cacophony]

Heh, my niece's name. You don't look like a Samantha to me though.

Or maybe your niece is the one that doesn't look like a Samantha?

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Wait, what? I always thought you were a female.

Only on Tuesdays.

 

[Dershocka]

I forgot.

 

[Imperium]

Oh and Imperium's real name is Gustavo.

I thought my name was Corky, you snot.

 

[Laker_Girl]

Just to play the devil's advocate, mainly because I enjoy doing it, but, pray tell, just how do you KNOW about all the layers of fat and sores?

That portends a certain amount of first hand knowledge.

I watch Discovery Health Channel.

 

[Laker_Girl]

Or maybe your niece is the one that doesn't look like a Samantha?

Actually she doesn't. I wanted her name to be Julia, she looks like a Julia.

 

[Laker_Girl]

Only on Tuesdays.

Sexehhhhh.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Penis, LMAO!!! You kill me!! No one would call that thing a penis! Two inches to be searched for under your apron of fat and sores does not a penis make.

As for the facial hair, so you're in menopause, you just need a little threading or waxing.

We've had this conversation before, darlin. You have never, and will never see or touch my magnificent pork sword.

I only date smart girls, so please keep your disturbing fantasies to yourself!

 

[Laker_Girl]

^^Well that explains all of your lonely nights.

You're quite right, I will never touch your "pork sword" as I am not a "smart girl". I am an intelligent woman and I don't date boys or men that call their "penis" a "pork sword".

 

[The Dork Lord]

I am an intelligent woman.

Keep telling yourself that.

 

[MamaKitty]

Mom gave me two names, I use the middle one Shea.. Though all of my friends call me Kitty..