Right, then, Wacky! Where's your head at?

[The Question]

(We've secretly replaced CaptainWacky's regular TQ with his old high school physical education instructor. Let's see if he notices.)

Right! Where's your head at, Wacky, hey? Are you on the team? Are you on the team, young Master Wacky? Have we got ahead of you, then? Hey? Are you with us? 'ave you graced us wi' yer presence? Are we worthy of Yer Wacky-ness, then? No? Yer not with us this morning, is it? 'ave we got too far ahead for Your Wackyship? Do not we meet wi' yer 'oly APPROOOOOOOOVAL, is it? YOU HAD OUGHT GET YER 'EAD OUT OF THE CLOUDS, WEE MAN! STRAIGHTEN YER WEE LORDLY LACES, HEY! GET ON THE TEAM, YOUNG MASTER WACKY, JOIN US HERE ON PLANET EARTH, MY WEE LORD, OR YOU'LL FIND A GREAT HAIRY POO IN YER SAINTED EYE!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Just when I thought those nightmares were gone forever.

 

[Dr Dave]

There is a pill for that

 

[The Question]

One pill makes you bigger, and one pill makes you small
And the pills that mother gives you make you vomit on the dog

 

[CaptainWacky]

Then mother makes you clean up the dog or "no supper for you" and even if you do it she isn't satisfyied and she burns you with cigarettes she does and says "I wish you'd never been born!"

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I like the pill that makes me feel like Nana Mouskouri only with 2 heads and the other head is VIC FONTAINE.

 

[CaptainWacky]

See ya, pally!

 

[Dr Dave]

I like the pill that makes me feel like Nana Mouskouri only with 2 heads and the other head is VIC FONTAINE.

Your on your own there.

 

[The Question]

Then mother makes you clean up the dog or "no supper for you" and even if you do it she isn't satisfyied and she burns you with cigarettes she does and says "I wish you'd never been born!"

That's when you pick up the dog by its hind legs and swing it at the bitch like a Louisville Slugger with teeth.

 

[CaptainWacky]

It's a poodle!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

A curly Louisville Slugger then, with a pink ribbon?

 

[CaptainWacky]

AND MY AXE.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Nice ribbon!

 

[CaptainWacky]

NICE BISCUIT

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

THE BISCUIT!!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

p.ppp...ppppp...ppppp...PENIS

 

[The Question]

THE BISCUIT!!!

"I'M NO' LISTENING TO YE, AUL' MISTER TEACUP! I'M NO' LISTENING!!! LALALALALALALALALA!"

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

*Plays Barry White medley*

 

[Buttons]

Where is your Head? Wasn't that a song? I remember it being one.

 

[Loktar]

Where is your Head? Wasn't that a song? I remember it being one.

I think its from High School: The Musical.