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Riley: underrated?

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Meh.
 
Nah, he was cool.
 
I liked him and liked him even more with no clothes on, but they were right to get rid of him before the whole Glory thing got going. He would have been useless in that storyline.
 
Why oh why must you gay fellows bring up a male characters' good looks and raw sexuality the sam way we hetero guys objectify everything with tits that's on television, movies, the internet, bus stops, Starbucks, my dentist's office (Damn, I wonder if she's even eighteen), and church?

Wait, what was my question again?
 
Because, gay or straight, we are all men. And thus, we are pigs.
 
Not pigs. We just like beauty in all its various forms.
 
And then we like to stick our dicks into that beauty and snort like pigs.
 
Men are pigs...but you can't make bacon out of us! Think about it.
 
Hannibal Lecter did. And Buffalo Bill made pigskin out of the girlies.
 
What would he have done if he finished his woman suit? Just sat around the house wearing it?
 
I think it was actually explained in the book but I can't remember.
 
He would enter Project Runway and skin Heidi Klum and eat Michael Kors.
 
He was going to live in a cave like Gollum and eat fishes.
 
I think it's hilarious that the guy who "played" Gollum is also "playing" Kong.
 
Andy Serkis rules. Even if he does use the Gollum voice a little too much. And he tried to moonwalk in that Jennifer Garner movie when they are all re-enacting Thriller and he couldn't do it so, yeah.
 
He shouldn't have agreed to do that MTV video thing with the swearing Gollum. It was like pissing on Tolkein's grave.
 
You mean like Billy Crystal's Oscar schtick as well?

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OMG WTMF!
 
I want to see that skit. Not the swearing Gollum, I have that, it's shit.
 
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