Robots writing stuff

[CaptainWacky]

This is probably my new favourite site, maybe.

http://botnik.org/

It's things like books and tv shows written using a predictive algorithm (and some editing by humans I'm sure) and the result is very funny! Just read the Scrubs script it's better than a Scrubs script would be.

http://botnik.org/content/scrubs.html

I like when Dr. Cox coughs up the Janitor.

 

[Loktar]

"Keep Gavin trapped in your mind house or he will find the secret stuff."

 

[Cassie]

The Thanksgiving video is great!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

It's like the mothership has come, looking for Susie.

 

[CaptainWacky]

If we could upload Susie's logs to it, we'd finally achieve digital immortality.

 

[CaptainWacky]

They did a TNG episode!

http://botnik.org/content/tng/

I want to see Data's self-replicating dance.

 

[Cassie]

You have disgraced my father with your words!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I can imagne that coming up every time you try to get Worf to say something.

 

[CaptainWacky]

They did Frasier. http://botnik.org/content/frasier.html

It takes a dark turn.

 

[Cassie]

Goob! http://botnik.org/content/goob.html

 

[CaptainWacky]

Doctor of Candles must be a real thing.

 

[CaptainWacky]

http://botnik.org/content/boat-names.html

 

[CaptainWacky]

Predictive Text Mark Zuckerberg did a reddit AMA.

https://www.reddit.com/r/botnik/comments/8bre4c/i_am_predictive_text_mark_zuckerberg_ama/

I love human. I am human. We will commit to giving people the ability to change their name to Robust Robert on facebook.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

That was addictive reading. Truly likelike...

 

[CaptainWacky]

http://botnik.org/content/neil-degrasse-tyson.html

 

[Cassie]

Of course he was born traveling at the speed of light!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'm surprised he hasn't pointed out the inaccuracies of the interview yet on Twitter.

 

[CaptainWacky]

https://twitter.com/botnikstudios/status/988806196877516800

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yessssssssss

http://botnik.org/content/friends.html

"Ross screams in pain as he fades into nothing" genuinely disturbed me.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I could see them reuniting on Jimmy Kimmel again to read this out loud instead of Mean Tweets.