Robots writing stuff

[CaptainWacky]

http://botnik.org/content/alden-interview.html

I can't believe he auditioned for Lando first.

 

[CaptainWacky]

http://botnik.org/content/game-of-thrones.html

"Gilly blinks fifteen times."

 

[Charlemagne]

How come no one's mentioned their most famous work yet?

 

[CaptainWacky]

I did but had not seen the animated feature film.

 

[The Question]

This:

-- just might be THE BEST FUCKING THING EVER.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I want to see it now for "Terrifying Sam."

 

[Cassie]

And anyway my dad should be charged with murder (completely different point but so true)!

 

[CaptainWacky]

ONE FOR CASSIE.

 

[Cassie]

Hot dog, it sounds like an ocean. YOU CAN FEEL THE TINGLES FROM RUSSIA!

That would have been good ASMR if it didn't have the loud stuff in it.

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[Cassie]

I would sing that!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I wrote one...

http://botnik.org/read/?id=mvdN

 

[CaptainWacky]

OR WITH SHARKS



(None of you cowards are going to do one are you.)

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Trouble is I always open these when I'm at work and I'm all "I'll do it later" and then I work for 8 more hours and then I collapse on the couch. The end.

 

[CaptainWacky]

http://botnik.org/read/?id=RMB2

 

[Cassie]

The little feet are snacks to them.

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[The Question]

http://botnik.org/read/?id=X7mx