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Romans go home!!

Conchaga

Conchaga

Let's fuck some shit up
[Brian is writing graffiti on the palace wall. The Centurion catches him in the act]
Centurion: What's this, then? "Romanes eunt domus"? People called Romanes, they go, the house?
Brian: It says, "Romans go home. "
Centurion: No it doesn't ! What's the latin for "Roman"? Come on, come on !
Brian: Er, "Romanus" !
Centurion: Vocative plural of "Romanus" is?
Brian: Er, er, "Romani" !
Centurion: [Writes "Romani" over Brian's graffiti] "Eunt"? What is "eunt"? Conjugate the verb, "to go" !
Brian: Er, "Ire". Er, "eo", "is", "it", "imus", "itis", "eunt".
Centurion: So, "eunt" is...?
Brian: Third person plural present indicative, "they go".
Centurion: But, "Romans, go home" is an order. So you must use...?
[He twists Brian's ear]
Brian: Aaagh ! The imperative !
Centurion: Which is...?
Brian: Aaaagh ! Er, er, "i" !
Centurion: How many Romans?
Brian: Aaaaagh ! Plural, plural, er, "ite" !
Centurion: [Writes "ite"] "Domus"? Nominative? "Go home" is motion towards, isn't it?
Brian: Dative !
[the Centurion holds a sword to his throat]
Brian: Aaagh ! Not the dative, not the dative ! Er, er, accusative, "Domum" !
Centurion: But "Domus" takes the locative, which is...?
Brian: Er, "Domum" !
Centurion: [Writes "Domum"] Understand? Now, write it out a hundred times.
Brian: Yes sir. Thank you, sir. Hail Caesar, sir.
Centurion: Hail Caesar ! And if it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off.
 
All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?
 
Brought peace?
 
TOGA!
TOGA!
TOGA!
 
Nope, it's freedom for me.

...Nah, only kidding, crucifiction!
 
Oh, you lucky bastard.
 
who stuck those plastic bowls over the nice lady's tits in Tizzy's av?
 
No, dude, those are OBVIOUSLY real.
 
Those arent' plastic bowls THEY'RE MY CHLDREN
 
They aren't children anymore, Wacky.

What you did last night changed all that.
 
Everyone has to grow up sometime. Or, indeed, be MURDERED IN THEIR SLEEP.
 
Gagh said:
who stuck those plastic bowls over the nice lady's tits in Tizzy's av?
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What's wrong with her tits?
 
BLESSED ARE THE SPIKY NORMAN CHEESEMAKING CHEERLEADERS
 
some would say tits by their very nature are just wrong
 
Well, if that's how you all feel, I guess I'll have to stop using those kinds of avs.

No worries, I will change it when I get home to something sedate and boring.
 
Something terrible has just happened.
 
^You must spread the word, my devoted disciple.
 
CHANGE IT TO A MAN'S ERECT COCK
 
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