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ROTFLMAO!!! PWNED!!!

Hey dumbass: I haven't been to TV at all today and I'm not planning to until snoop or Cranky starts a thread telling you to smell the flowers and ram a rose branch up your ass.
 
SaintLucifer said:
Suck his cock much? I can take both you and he on without so much as beginning to break a sweat. The proof lies in the fact both of you have gone straight to the authorities because you cannot handle me. That alone is proof I PWN your asses.

Yes yes, I know all about how big and deep your asshole is. What authorities have I gone to about anything?

What are you, three? Clueless? Is it genetic? Are you really retarded?
 
Lilac said:
I don't think Luci can hear us.
He's run off with his tail up his ass.

I am here. Most interesting you idiots post when I am not even here. What exactly are you all frightened of? Afraid I may PWN your asses as I PWNed all of Troll Valhalla, quite possibly to the point they were warned/threatened by their host thus requiring that they put up a new warning screen?

Everyone knows the claims about the .svg posts are idiotic. I was banned from posting images at the time. When my ability to ban was returned, I was simply testing to see if I can still post images. When that ability was returned, i PURPOSEFULLY posted .svg images because I KNEW they could not be seen. I did this to fuck up the Admins/Mods into screeching that indeed my ability to post was returned. You did not see them flipping out? Think about it for but a moment, no one BUT AN ADMIN/MOD can see the URL I posted which effectively showed a blank screen. Interestingly enough, others copied my methods. All in all, the entire site fell for my scam hook, line and sinker. The Admins/Mods ran around screeching that I was a liar, to the point they kept screaming I was posting in a format that does not work here. I cannot believe you morons STILL do not know what I do for a living. Of course .SVG images do not work in here. If you geniuses are all so bright, would anyone care to tell me WHY .SVG images do not work in here? Hmmmm? I have worked with .SVG images for quite some time now. I shall sit here and wait for your responses. I am rather certain SOMEONE knows what I do for a living. If you did, you would be calling the Admin/Mod bullshit.
 
Tyrant said:
Are you sober at the moment?

Either the site doesn't display SVG images, or your ability to post images was curtailed, you moronic tool.

Here is your proof. We both know you're too embarrassed to acknowledge it, but I have no problem making you look even dumber in front of others.

My ability to post was curtailed at first you dumb shit. Once I discovered it was returned, I decided to toy with you all. Why would I keep posting an image in the same format over and over again, then suddenly post in a format that works whilst uttering 'damn, they returned my ability to post'. I had you and the moronic Admins/Mods running around screaming 'he is lying! He is posting in a format that does not work! Don't listen to him!' It worked wonders since I had all of you running about the site like idiots. I knew the others could not see the URL, but you could. You reacted EXACTLY as I thought you would, thus completing my ultimate PWN of your ass. Dance puppet, dance. Please explain to the others why I would keep posting THE SAME IMAGE.
 
SaintLucifer said:

I am here. Most interesting you idiots post when I am not even here. What exactly are you all frightened of? Afraid I may PWN your asses as I PWNed all of Troll Valhalla, quite possibly to the point they were warned/threatened by their host thus requiring that they put up a new warning screen?

Everyone knows the claims about the .svg posts are idiotic. I was banned from posting images at the time. When my ability to ban was returned, I was simply testing to see if I can still post images. When that ability was returned, i PURPOSEFULLY posted .svg images because I KNEW they could not be seen. I did this to fuck up the Admins/Mods into screeching that indeed my ability to post was returned. You did not see them flipping out? Think about it for but a moment, no one BUT AN ADMIN/MOD can see the URL I posted which effectively showed a blank screen. Interestingly enough, others copied my methods. All in all, the entire site fell for my scam hook, line and sinker. The Admins/Mods ran around screeching that I was a liar, to the point they kept screaming I was posting in a format that does not work here. I cannot believe you morons STILL do not know what I do for a living. Of course .SVG images do not work in here. If you geniuses are all so bright, would anyone care to tell me WHY .SVG images do not work in here? Hmmmm? I have worked with .SVG images for quite some time now. I shall sit here and wait for your responses. I am rather certain SOMEONE knows what I do for a living. If you did, you would be calling the Admin/Mod bullshit.

backstroke.
 
Ishcabittle said:
Fell for what now?

Nice little evasion. PWNed. Ever since I completed my post of the facts, suddenly you all are quiet. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhaaaaaa. You and Troll Valhalla are just too easy. Not even in my league.
 
SaintLucifer said:
My ability to post was curtailed at first you dumb shit. Once I discovered it was returned, I decided to toy with you all. Why would I keep posting an image in the same format over and over again, then suddenly post in a format that works whilst uttering 'damn, they returned my ability to post'. I had you and the moronic Admins/Mods running around screaming 'he is lying! He is posting in a format that does not work! Don't listen to him!' It worked wonders since I had all of you running about the site like idiots. I knew the others could not see the URL, but you could. You reacted EXACTLY as I thought you would, thus completing my ultimate PWN of your ass. Dance puppet, dance. Please explain to the others why I would keep posting THE SAME IMAGE.
You're a terrible liar.

You starting by posting the Canadian flag in SVG format. Following this, you opened not one, but two histrionic-filled threads as to how the admins were tampering with your privileges here.

After finally getting it through your head that SVG images aren't parsed, you went on a spamming spree and posted blank post after blank post, in an attempt to both bump down your ridiculous crying jag and try to save face from yet another blunder.

You're a fucking joke. Always have been, always will be. Go troll a Disney forum.
 
Tyrant said:
You're a terrible liar.

You starting by posting the Canadian flag in SVG format. Following this, you opened not one, but two histrionic-filled threads as to how the admins were tampering with your privileges here.

After finally getting it through your head that SVG images aren't parsed, you went on a spamming spree and posted blank post after blank post, in an attempt to both bump down your ridiculous crying jag and try to save face from yet another blunder.

You're a fucking joke. Always have been, always will be. Go troll a Disney forum.

Speaking of histrionics. I have known about SVG images long before you knew they existed. I posted in SVG format AFTER my ability to post was returned. Since I had you and the Admins/Mods running around claiming I was able to post after all, I decided to have some fun. I knew only Admins/Mods could see my posting of the SVG URL. This included YOU. Exactly as I predicted, you and the Admins/Mods fell completely into step and screamed that I was a liar. It was hilarious to see you and the others screaming 'svg does not work in here dumbshit'. It was even more amusing when I CONTINUED to post in that format even after your rants about something I already knew about. I fooled the others into believing I was unable to post images because they saw a blank screen, precisely why I chose the .svg URL. Dance puppet, dance.

The only reason you are freaking out here is because you would never have thought of such a wonderful troll and you know it. Were you not the person who defended PALADIN, claiming he could never in a million years be me, only to discover it was in fact me? It would be unwise for anyone to believe a moron who runs around screaming 'dual' in an effort to get someone banned from another site. It is unwise to believe someone who bitched to an image hosting site to get another individual banned. I OWN you and you know it. Live with it. Suck it up. You fell for my troll and are now backpedalling in an effort to keep the others from knowing the truth. You STILL haven't explained why I would continue to post in .svg format, and why I would continue posting the same image. You are just too stupid to realise that was part of the plan. Duh? Must you continue to be my bitch? I am actually gettingn bored with constantly PWNing your ass.
 
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SaintLucifer said:
Nice little evasion. PWNed. Ever since I completed my post of the facts, suddenly you all are quiet. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhaaaaaa. You and Troll Valhalla are just too easy. Not even in my league.

Actually, I was just asking a question, one you evaded (you douche). What did I fall for? Explain in one sentence or link me up, buddy.
 
Ishcabittle said:
Actually, I was just asking a question, one you evaded (you douche). What did I fall for? Explain in one sentence or link me up, buddy.

I answered your question 3 times. Those who have actually read the threads know it. Nice little dance you are doing there. Do you backpedal often?
 
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