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RUSSELL BRAND & KATY PERRY IN LOVE SPLIT SHOCK!

Coming soon - in order to pay the divorce settlement KATY TEE-VEE! All new channel consisting solely of Ms Perry doing slutty things for cash!

I'm looking forward to "Katy Jumps" where she wears a tight bra or top and just jumps up and down for half an hour.
 
It's good know we're getting something out of this divorce. Perry's bouncy boobs + Russell back on form dissecting The Sun's reporting of a murder case or detailing his ballbags' respective responses to the latest drama in the Celebrity Big Brother hooss.
 
Brand will get another book out of this I am sure, plus if the divorce gets messy he might leak sex videos of Katy.
 
From what I saw on the news he got out a few good one-liners (and it's good that they've consulted his opinion)!
 
Here's ANOTHER good article by Russell which I've actually read.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/culture/2013/jun/28/russell-brand-morning-joe-question-time

Boris Johnson is the most dangerous politician in Britain, precisely because of his charm. The members of the Conservative party that are rallying to install him as leader are those to the right of David Cameron. If you thought the fringe on his head was lunatic, you should see the lunatic fringe that want him as leader. Those for whom Cameron is not Tory enough. "Offshore Dave", leader of a coalition for whom 14 of its 20 most prominent donors have links to companies with offshore holdings. The politicians who want to move the party and our country further to the right want Boris. And well they might: he is the consummate televisual politician. Funny and likable, even when he errs it's cute, like a shaved Winnie the Pooh accidentally eating all the honey.
 
I really liked that too. Interesting to hear what's its like backstage on that show. Russell made better points than any of the politicians on there, though he politely said the same of the audience.
 
Well it was just meant to be an account of his experiences on both shows and wans't necessarily building to a "point".
 
Is this the official Russell Brand thread?

[video=youtube_share;0dAFbpk9_GM]http://youtu.be/0dAFbpk9_GM[/video]
 
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