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SaintLucifer Leaves Troll Valhalla!

>SaintLucifer< said:
It has finally happened my children! SaintLucifer has decided to pack up and leave Troll Valhalla. You may ask why. I shall tell you. It seems during my absence the Admins fucked around with my profile and changed all the settings, something you do recall them admitting they NEVER do. I therefore called them HYPOCRITES yet they called this 'whining'. I would ask, why is it considered 'cool' when they chew out the Admins of Troll Kingdom for doing the same, yet when people call Troll Valhalla for doing the same, it is considered whining? By their definition were not the Admins and members of Troll Valhalla whining all those times when they attacked Troll Kingdom for committing such acts against their members? I say what's good for the goose is also good for the gander.

You all know very well I abhor hypocrites. They are the crap I pick off the scum from the bottom of my western boots. Such people are devoid of character and worth. They are a self-loathing lot who would suggest only they may commit specific acts and this would be acceptable, but they refuse to acknowledge that other sites be allowed the same privileges.

I would ask you all to now get down upon your knees and beg me to come back for good.
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Conchaga said:
Story of your life, huh?
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Ah but therein lies the difference between you and I. The fact of the matter remains that I have no use for strippers. You do. Therefore I would suggest it is not such a bad life after all. I abhor skanks who feel a need to display their disgusting crab-ridden pussies for all to see. You do understand when visiting a strip joint you are gazing upon a pussy with about 150 other gents yes? That makes you a faggot and a desperate one at that. What's even worse, your ilk has a tendency to stuff large denominations into their panties as a means by which you offer your thanks. Think about it dear child, you feel a need to PAY someone simply for the privilege of gazing upon their pussy. No touching, no fucking. Nothing. Just looking. I find that rather sad and reeks of utter desperation. You need to do what I do. Find a hot cunt and fuck it. No denominations change hands. I share that pussy with no other gent. You share a pussy you cannot even touch with 150 other gents. Who is the LOSER here? It is now perhaps a fine idea for you to sit back and remain silent whilst you consider your pathetic life. There is something seriously wrong with an individual who would use his hard-earned cash for the privilege of merely gazing upon a pussy that has seen one too many tampons.
 
Conchaga said:
I like taking girlfriends to strip clubs. Do you do that?
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I have not been to a strip club in ages. Such crab-ridden females are beneath my station. If you wish to pay others to show you their pussy then feel free to do so. I would prefer to have my bitches all to myself whilst I jam my efficient pole into their twats for free. No sharing my bitch with 150 other leering souls. If having to pay a bitch for the privilege of gazing upon her pussy is the best you can do, that is your problem, albeit a seriously pathetic one.

You take your mutt, er I mean girlfriend to strip joints? Why do this? You wish to show the strippers why you feel compelled to gaze upon their pussies and pay for the privilege of doing so? You feel it is necessary for them to see for themselves how truly ugly your mutt, er I mean girlfriend is as a means by which you may gain both their sympathy and acceptance?
 
One day I may read this thread. But I would have to have been in a very bad car crash and doomed to recover in a hospital bed for 9 months. I might get round to it in month 8.
 
>SaintLucifer< said:
It has finally happened my children! SaintLucifer has decided to pack up and leave Troll Valhalla. You may ask why. I shall tell you. It seems during my absence the Admins fucked around with my profile and changed all the settings, something you do recall them admitting they NEVER do. I therefore called them HYPOCRITES yet they called this 'whining'. I would ask, why is it considered 'cool' when they chew out the Admins of Troll Kingdom for doing the same, yet when people call Troll Valhalla for doing the same, it is considered whining? By their definition were not the Admins and members of Troll Valhalla whining all those times when they attacked Troll Kingdom for committing such acts against their members? I say what's good for the goose is also good for the gander.

You all know very well I abhor hypocrites. They are the crap I pick off the scum from the bottom of my western boots. Such people are devoid of character and worth. They are a self-loathing lot who would suggest only they may commit specific acts and this would be acceptable, but they refuse to acknowledge that other sites be allowed the same privileges.

I would ask you all to now get down upon your knees and beg me to come back for good.
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Best decision they ever made.

PWNED.
 
headvoid said:
One day I may read this thread. But I would have to have been in a very bad car crash and doomed to recover in a hospital bed for 9 months. I might get round to it in month 8.
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Just do what I did. Take one of luci's posts, select one segment, then make an offhand comment about it. See what happens. It's lultastic!
 
If I could be bothered, I'd quote each world individually, and dismiss them all in fake-troll fashion.
 
>SaintLucifer< said:
It has finally happened my children! SaintLucifer has decided to pack up and leave Troll Valhalla. You may ask why. I shall tell you. It seems during my absence the Admins fucked around with my profile and changed all the settings, something you do recall them admitting they NEVER do. I therefore called them HYPOCRITES yet they called this 'whining'. I would ask, why is it considered 'cool' when they chew out the Admins of Troll Kingdom for doing the same, yet when people call Troll Valhalla for doing the same, it is considered whining? By their definition were not the Admins and members of Troll Valhalla whining all those times when they attacked Troll Kingdom for committing such acts against their members? I say what's good for the goose is also good for the gander.

You all know very well I abhor hypocrites. They are the crap I pick off the scum from the bottom of my western boots. Such people are devoid of character and worth. They are a self-loathing lot who would suggest only they may commit specific acts and this would be acceptable, but they refuse to acknowledge that other sites be allowed the same privileges.

I would ask you all to now get down upon your knees and beg me to come back for good.
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QFT
 
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