Sam

[CaptainWacky]

The gayest GAY LAD in Gayland! Laughs a lot!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Will become tiresome, will get called out for being a slob, won't last long.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Good stomach though.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Why does he try to sound American it's annoying.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I always smh at the drama made by discussing nominations, because there's no rule against it in BBUS.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He's not a total bitch but he has bitchy tendancies.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Fake evicted to secret house.

(Nancy seems to think he's about to be executed.)

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I like that the public put him in the secret room to cause havoc lol.

I can't hear Will's instructions over Sam's hyperventilating as they walk to the secret room.

 

[CaptainWacky]

They showed Nancy saying she wanted to snog Emily to try to get us to vote her in (I don't htink Emily would have been into it.)

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

So Emily and Farida have immunity for a week, Caroline has immunity for another week, but Sam gets no immunity.

It's like they're telling us who they want the final 5 to be.

 

[CaptainWacky]

They're going to have to do a shitload of evictions in the last three weeks.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I hate his stupid fucking laugh.

 

[CaptainWacky]

How the fuck is he so suprrised that he got nominated? He talks to two other people and on one else, constantly breaking the rule. What did he expect?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

He thinks his plastic surgery-shaped Joker smile is a proven winner.

 

[CaptainWacky]

"I CAN'T TRUST ANYONE, I CAN'T TRUST ANYONE" SHUT UP

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Backdoor eviction, vote only lasts 15 minutes. Sam is toast.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Oh well.