'Gear
RIP 1970~2018
So I'm gathering based on your name you love me?
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Saturday night, 7:30 p.m.
- Thread starter eloisel
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So I'm gathering based on your name you love me?
Shhhh I need her!
'Gear
RIP 1970~2018
Actually, based on my limited experience with you, she needs you.
She was talking about somehow obtaining a seat on a space shuttle for me and has an imaginary friend who shoots trespassers with arrows.
Have you considered and intervention?
Nah I need her, if it wasnt for her, I would not be the person that I am today.
As for the person with the bow, that person would be real. I don't care for him, or his dog. But well.
Hey how come you get to ride on the space shuttle?? I want a ride on the space shuttle!! WTF mom!!
Homo Erectus
Registered User
I could be a pony.
Yes I want my Fucking pony.. It's been 30 fucking years and I am still waiting on that damn Pony!
And I said Pony not a God damn Tony!
Homo Erectus
Registered User
*snaps fingers*
I sorry, Human Ponies just don't run as fast as the real thing..
Homo Erectus
Registered User
oh we were talking about running were we?
*snaps fingers*
*snaps fingers*
Homo Erectus
Registered User
you don't want a runny pony. I promise. Of either variety 
I Love Cunt
Watch It
I don't love anybody.
Homo Erectus
Registered User
love sucks.
you don't want a runny pony. I promise. Of either variety
lol, I meant a running pony. It's late lol..
Homo Erectus
Registered User
) I know. I was just teasing you. You aggies are so easy to rile up.
lol, It's all good.. Wait Aggie?? Hold on, just cause I was born in the Aggie state, that don't mean I am an Aggie.. Just means I am a crazy Texan
'Gear
RIP 1970~2018
I don't believe you.