Saw is now on my top ten favourite movies list

[Harkley]

Oh, 800

My bad.

 

[Ishcabittle]

TAHT TEHDDY BEAR IS AFTER YOOO!!!

 

[Ishcabittle]

FEAR THE TEHDDY!

 

[Harkley]

Mommy... There's a man in my room.

 

[Mentalist]

THERE'S A MAN IN MY ROOM

 

[Harkley]

I WANT DADDY. He'll get the scary man dude fountain.

 

[Harkley]

Just gonna finish this paragraph.

YOU BASTARD GO HELP YOUR DAUGHTER.

 

[Ishcabittle]

WHAZZA HAPPENING DIANA!

CAN YOU FEAL ME NEAR YOU?!

 

[Harkley]

"Oh what a big tootise?"?"""

WTFH!?!

 

[Ishcabittle]

damn, i'm behind.

 

[Harkley]

Beepah.

DONT ANSWER IT!!

NO

 

[Harkley]

pausing for another 10.

 

[Ishcabittle]

oh... he's a cool dad after all...

 

[Ishcabittle]

piggys.

 

[Harkley]

j00 mean leave you and MOOMMIE?!

 

[Ishcabittle]

FUCKING BEEPER!!!~!~!~! LICK MY ASS BEEPER!!~~!~!

 

[Harkley]

Well it's not true. ok?

How much do I lub j00?

LOTS AND LOTS.

 

[Harkley]

How can you walk thru life pretending you're happy?

 

[Ishcabittle]

Wait, why would I leave? My pathological hatred of bears? Oh, right.

 

[Harkley]

I'd rather you hate me, at least there'd be some passion in it.