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SB, Dear

I advise you to PM me your question and I shall answer it here.

However, in general:
Be true to yourself and your inner nature.
Seek the same and you will find fulfillment.
The fact that you must explore and seek this nature is the first step to wisdom.
And Do Not eat the Yellow snow.

-S(MM)B
 
And Boldly go where no one has gone before....(and bring cookies, that way they'll be caught off guard when you knife them in the back, set up puppet governments, and strip mine their planet).

-SB
 
Sadistic Bastard said:
I advise you to PM me your question and I shall answer it here.

However, in general:
Be true to yourself and your inner nature.
Seek the same and you will find fulfillment.
The fact that you must explore and seek this nature is the first step to wisdom.
And Do Not eat the Yellow snow.

-S(MM)B
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I, the great SaintLucifer, do offer to YOU some advice. Please view the graphic that may help you better understand that advice I so cheerfully and graciously offer:

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Sadistic Bastard said:
Who are you again?

-SB
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Feel free to pretend you do not have a clue as to who I am. This denial of yours is a way for you to seek credence, where you have none. My fame is such that you become known simply by association with me, and this angers you, as you have not the ability to stand on your own two feet.
 
Sadistic Bastard said:
I advise you to PM me your question and I shall answer it here.

However, in general:
Be true to yourself and your inner nature.
Seek the same and you will find fulfillment.
The fact that you must explore and seek this nature is the first step to wisdom.
And Do Not eat the Yellow snow.

-S(MM)B
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I didn't have a specific question; I was just looking for your generalised pearls of wisdom. However:

I'm depressed and withdrawn, I don't really have any friends in the area and the few that I do have just use me or are otherwise pathetic. I let people walk all over me because frankly, I'm too schizoid and traumatised to stop them. I feel vastly superior in just about every way, but my (once vast) intelligence is so far distant and living in its own, separate narrative that I'm effectively operating in autopilot. I don't have any real emotions anymore; they were robbed from me when I was 15 by an evil psychiatrist in Idaho and they never came back. Now all I have left inside me is a vast anger about my experiences. What should I do?
 
Dual, dear, I see a BRIGHT future for you in the fields of either an Athletic or Actor's Agent! That way you can channel all of that intelligence and talent into forwarding the career of someone who will walk all over you and provide the familiar trauma, while at the same time YOU will actually have the rewards of financial and professional power.
Being psychotic and "cold" will only enhance your desirability and professional standing in Hollywood.
Once established, think of your professional field as one vast TK, where you can turn your intelligence from the easily made money into a chess-board of pieces to manipulate and turn against one another through gossip, the influencing of roles/team positions, and by the occasional shattering blow to the large yet fragile egos around you. You will not be ostracized for such behavior...indeed it is both expected and admired.

So Cheer Up, Dual. Your Calling awaits, and the world is your potential oyster.

Cookie?

-S(MM)B
 
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