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S. SaDiablo

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(warning: not a thread for the modest)

Share tips, ideas, positions, stories, experiences, favorites, turn-ons and anything else your naughty, lust-filled minds can think of.


Be candid, be descriptive, and have fun. ;)
 
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10 Instant Turn-Ons (for guys):

10. She has an accent.
9. She admits to loving sex.
8. She drives a motorcycle.
7. She has a sexy voice.
6. She has nice breasts.
5. She has a great ass.
4. She looks like a porn star.
3. She has full lips.
2. She talks dirty.
1. You can catch a peek of her undies.
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So...if numbers 10, 9, 6, 5, 3 and 2 apply to me, how hot does that make me exactly? ;)
 
Kama Sutra Sex Position to try tonight:


Bed Spread
Bend over the side of the bed so your stomach and breasts are against the mattress and your feet are on the floor, legs spread comfortably. As your guy penetrates you from behind, he lifts your legs from just above the knees, holds them apart and thrusts.
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8 Great Places to Have Sex
1. A golf course: When on the green, take a time-out for a, er, hole in one. Explore the outskirts of the course for a thunderstorm shelter. These shedlike structures are usually placed in remote areas and, unless it starts to pour, no one's going near them. You may also want to sport a cute little golf skirt to allow for easy access.

2. In front of the fridge: Kitchen carnal action may be nothing new to you, but the icebox might be uncharted territory. Open the door to the refrigerator and have your man sit on the floor with his back against the cool shelves. Then straddle him. Not only will the cold air give you both a thrill (you'll surely perk up!), but you can also incorporate food into your frisky play.
3. A rowboat: Turn an ordinary day by the lake into an erotic excursion. Rent a boat and row it out to a remote area free of people. Once there, get into missionary position — which allows you both to stay low and out of view — and try to make some waves.

4. The hood of your car: You can put a new spin on this classic hookup spot by getting out of the backseat. Spread a blanket on the hood and have an old-school romp under the stars.
5. A farmer's field: Take a little inspiration from the movie Match Point and have sex in the tall grass you see by the side of the road when you're taking a spin in the country. You'll be hidden while you enjoy a roll in the hay.

6. A sleeping compartment on a train: If you've ever wanted to make out in a moving vehicle, a train is the way to go. You'll have to pay a little extra to get your own berth, but you can use the private area as your exclusive passion playground. All aboard!
7. On a hike: To get it on in the great outdoors without having to lie down in the dirt, search for a big boulder you can hide behind so you're not visible from the trail. With your back against the rock and your legs wrapped around your man's waist, you can enjoy standup nooky as well as the scenery.

8. An exercise bench: If your guy has a home gym, use it to work up a sweat. The bench is the right balance of firm and soft, plus it puts you in perfect alignment for girl-on-top sex. Have him lie down, then lower yourself on top of him, using your legs to move up and down.
 
8 Locations for a Quickie

1- Elevator
An elevator is always a great place to engage in very quick sex, although going up or down several floors isn't usually sufficient time to get off. I recommend you stall the elevator (given that you don't trigger any alarms by doing so, unless you enjoy getting caught), penetrate, and when you're done and let the elevator run again, don't exit from the main floor.

Ideal position: Upright wheelbarrow (with her facing the wall, hold her up by her thighs, placing them on either side of your hips, while she holds on to the wall).

2- Movie theater
As cliché as it sounds, getting busy in a movie theater is always a thrilling experience, and there's less chance of getting caught (unless of course, she's a screamer, but if it's horror flick, you'll be okay). Movie theaters are best for oral sex, so get your girl to go down on you in your local movie house today.

Ideal position: (Besides on her knees) Her sitting on top of you, facing the screen.

3- Back of club/restaurant
Being out on a hot date talking about hot things with a hot girl will usually excite you, so if both of you are up for it, head to the darkest part of a nightclub, or even the bathroom, and get your bang on. Chances are people will hear or even see you, but if you have an little exhibitionist lurking within, it's all good.

Ideal position: Standing, upright doggy.

4- Stairwell
If your roommate's home, or you and your girlfriend only have 10 minutes to spare for a lunch date, head to the stairwell of a building with an elevator, preferably on a really high floor, and go crazy for a few minutes.

Ideal position: Missionary, with her back arched over a stair.

5- Car
So it's not an original idea, but a quickie in the car, at a location where you won't be arrested for public indecency, can be a very memorable experience. If you're short on time but big on horniness, then do it while you're driving. Just kidding -- take a few minutes to enjoy the view inside the car.

Ideal position: Doggy in the backseat.

6- Alley
Before you begin envisioning rats and drunks, picture an alley behind a restaurant that isn't as filthy as those you see in movies. Ideally, she'd be wearing a skirt and the both of you could head to an alleyway just after dinner and before the show. Now that's what I call an intermission.

Ideal position: Standing up, with one leg wrapped around you.

7- Office
Whether it's a babe you've been eyeing at work or your girl shows up in nothing but a trench coat and heels, sometimes sex at the office is part of what makes life that much better. Make it part of your daily tasks, if possible.

Ideal position: Her back against the wall, and her legs wrapped around your waist. Or, she can always spread 'em on your boss' desk.

8- Dressing room
How many times has your girl got you all hot and bothered while she's changing in the dressing room of a clothing store? Well, why not add some kick to the tedious task of shopping by sneaking into the changing room with her and giving her a little taste of your dressing?

Ideal position: Standing doggy.
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I want to, but haven't yet tried number 1. The elevators at school would always get stuck (with me inside, naturally). I promised myself that if that ever happened when the Orlando Bloom look-alike from the 9th floor was with me I'd so have my way with him... Alas, it was never meant to be.
 
Lilith said:
8 Great Places to Have Sex
"1. A golf course: When on the green, take a time-out for a, er, hole in one. Explore the outskirts of the course for a thunderstorm shelter. These shedlike structures are usually placed in remote areas and, unless it starts to pour, no one's going near them. You may also want to sport a cute little golf skirt to allow for easy access.

2. In front of the fridge: Kitchen carnal action may be nothing new to you, but the icebox might be uncharted territory. Open the door to the refrigerator and have your man sit on the floor with his back against the cool shelves. Then straddle him. Not only will the cold air give you both a thrill (you'll surely perk up!), but you can also incorporate food into your frisky play.
3. A rowboat: Turn an ordinary day by the lake into an erotic excursion. Rent a boat and row it out to a remote area free of people. Once there, get into missionary position — which allows you both to stay low and out of view — and try to make some waves.

4. The hood of your car: You can put a new spin on this classic hookup spot by getting out of the backseat. Spread a blanket on the hood and have an old-school romp under the stars.
5. A farmer's field: Take a little inspiration from the movie Match Point and have sex in the tall grass you see by the side of the road when you're taking a spin in the country. You'll be hidden while you enjoy a roll in the hay.

6. A sleeping compartment on a train: If you've ever wanted to make out in a moving vehicle, a train is the way to go. You'll have to pay a little extra to get your own berth, but you can use the private area as your exclusive passion playground. All aboard!
7. On a hike: To get it on in the great outdoors without having to lie down in the dirt, search for a big boulder you can hide behind so you're not visible from the trail. With your back against the rock and your legs wrapped around your man's waist, you can enjoy standup nooky as well as the scenery.

8. An exercise bench: If your guy has a home gym, use it to work up a sweat. The bench is the right balance of firm and soft, plus it puts you in perfect alignment for girl-on-top sex. Have him lie down, then lower yourself on top of him, using your legs to move up and down. "
(a la Cosmo)
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....Cosmo ;)
 
Lilith said:
Luci MUST have something to contribute!
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I love fucking the bitch doggie style. I bash her from behind so hard her head goes through the bedroom wall. I end up tearing her cunt apart I fuck her so hard.
 
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