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Sex.

Well, this is mine, but my ex loved it.

Get some KY Warming Lube, Cosmo, and a willing participant. Have the guy(or girl!) lay down and you straddle them. Take off shirt(or get naked) and douse yourself with the lube. Have the participant read something raunchy or one of the sex lists from Cosmo as you proceed to run your oiled body ALL over them. The rule is, if they stop reading, you stop moving them and or touching them with ANY pant of your body. The second rule is NO touching with hands by either party!

Enjoy.
 
Shatna said:
My thing is lollipops.
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I've done the hood of the car one, when I was in Vegas. That's a great place to do the whole "sex under the stars" because you can see forever out there if you go away from the city. Unfortunately, you also can't see the rocks, snakes and scorpions, so a "blanket in the night sky" sex quickly became "warm hood of the car" sex when one of us got skeeved out. Upside: the engine is still warm and provides a little backheating for cool night air. Downside: most cars have a sloped hood, so if there's any height differential you have some discomfort in positioning.

Truthfully, I've tried quite a few of the "sutra" style positions, and I have found many are for show only. They look good but are difficult to carry off, and usually make you collapse in fits of laughter together rather than heightened orgasmic sensation (although cooperative laughter during sex sessions is a turn-on by itself. Not the kind Luci knows about, but the kind where she's laughing WITH you.)

Best quickie ever: In a crowded bar in Vegas, outside the restaurant I worked in, I had the trifecta of public sex, one-night nameless sex, and female initiated sex. She had come to my station and slipped me a number written on the tip she left. I called it, she offered to come back after my shift and we'd go out. Instead, we wound up at the bar right outside the casino restaurant, sitting on stools and watching the free lounge act next door. Place was packed, but nobody ever watches people in vegas, they only have eyes for the slots.

So we get drunker and flirtier, and next thing I know she shifts her position and somehow winds up sitting on my lap with my waiter apron shoved up out of the way. Then I realized with a little subtle finger exploration that she's forgotten her panties and stood to catch a severe chill from the exposure. There was nothing for it but to take her temperature, which I guess she thought of too because she helped me take it out and insert it where it needed to go. There were probably twenty-five people right around us, and there wasn't a lot of movement without giving us away, but the danger of being caught and some amazing muscle control on her part kept the thermometer tightly in place for the necessary amount of time. I think we both were extremely excited and then relaxed to find she hadn't caught a chill, at about the same time.

I'm pretty sure one of us saw God. Luckily, people in Vegas tend to abruptly shout out when they've won a jackpot, so nobody noticed. At least, nobody ever mentioned the incident to me later.
 
I'd have to say my fav place to have sex is in a hot tub at night. *sighs* It's nice and warm and wet...yep, that's the best, by far.

And a quickie in the front seat of the car is nice too, because the windows get all fogged up and it looks really ethreal.
 
A Karas said:
10. Depends what kind of accent. If it's like some white trash redneck, no.
9. This is a must.
8. Well, heck, it's obvious why a woman might like driving a motorcycle. It's like having a vibrator on wheels. :bigass:
7. Hell yes.
6. Hell yes.
5. Hell yes.
4. Hell yes.
3. Hell yes.
2. Hellllllllll yes.
1. *Thud*

Gonna go take a cold shower now...
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10. My accent...well, difficult to describe. Most people can't put their finger on it. I've been asked if I'm German, Italian, Russian, British, Polish and even Irish. Yes, I have used all of the above to my advantage and convinced people I am that specific nationality...sometimes I create a unique name to pull off the image, too. ;) A friend at work insists I sound just like Nicole Kidman, though.

9. I love sex.

8. I don't have a motorcycle...yet. I have big plans for owning one some day.

7. Eh, to be determined. Do you find Nicole Kidman's voice sexy?

6. Oh, yes...I'm no Pamela Anderson, but I work with what I have.

5. Curves in all the right places, sugar.

4. I'm sure if I put enough effort into it, I could look like a porn star. Maybe I'll try it next halloween.

3. I've been told I have very kissable lips.

2. Just browse the site a bit, you'll find something. ;)

1. But...that's no fair! I'm not wearing any panties!
 
10. She has an accent.
9. She admits to loving sex.
8. She drives a motorcycle.
7. She has a sexy voice.
6. She has nice breasts.
5. She has a great ass.
4. She looks like a porn star.
3. She has full lips.
2. She talks dirty.
1. You can catch a peek of her undies.

......

10. Been told I sound like I'm from "Arizona" ???
9. I can't get ENOUGH sex.
8. I don't know how to drive them yet, but have 2.
7.My voice makes men melt, as far as I've been told.
6.My breasts are beautiful
5.Been told my ass is my best feature
4.Nope, sorry
3. Kinda. No complaints
2. During sex
1. If you're good.
 
Hmmm, "Sound like your from Arizona"?

How does one sould like there from Arizona? Diablo, do I sound like I'm from Arizona? And if I do, methinks it would not be a very sexy accent...

Oh wait, do I have to call you Miss S. SaDiablo now? :who?me?:
 
Yuri said:
Hmmm, "Sound like your from Arizona"?

How does one sould like there from Arizona? Diablo, do I sound like I'm from Arizona? And if I do, methinks it would not be a very sexy accent...

Oh wait, do I have to call you Miss S. SaDiablo now? :who?me?:
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Okay, this shall be interesting.

And I think I'm the only one around here who would recognize where the cat in your avatar is from. ;)
 
Yuri said:
Hmmm, "Sound like your from Arizona"?

How does one sould like there from Arizona? Diablo, do I sound like I'm from Arizona? And if I do, methinks it would not be a very sexy accent...

Oh wait, do I have to call you Miss S. SaDiablo now? :who?me?:
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You sound damn sexy, sugar. It's a pity you don't call me more...
 
Ahhhh, you really think so? Well, in that case! *Begins hunting for her cell*


And Rommie,I think I'm the only one here who would know where the second Gaia doll in your sig is from :D
 
Yuri said:
And Rommie,I think I'm the only one here who would know where the second Gaia doll in your sig is from :D
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Diablo knows where she's from too. She's promised to cosplay as her for me. ;)
 
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