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Shall I play FDR, Walnut Lane, or John F. Byrne Golf Course on Sunday?

JOHN BRYNE HAS HIS OWN CLUB? ARE THERE SANDTRAPS SCULPTED LIKE THE FANTASTIC FOUR, CLASSIC X-MEN & SHE-HULK?
 
WHO'S JOHN BRYNE AND IS HE RELATED TO NOTED COMIC-BOOK ARTIST JOHN BYRNE?


John F. Byrne was a mayor of Philadelphia in the 1930's apparently. But damn, those sandtraps would be COOL!
 
OMG BDM PLAYING TYPO-COP WHO WOULD THUNK IT?
 
THE GAY ONE
 
I just did eeney meeney miney mo.. and voted for John F. Byrne.
 
I'll vot elater.
 
So far it's a tie. DAMN YOUR EYES!
 
PLAY WITH TOM WELLINGS CLUB IF YA KNOW WHA TI MEAN LOL IM GHEY
 
HOW IS IT STILL TIED?? A moment ago it was 2-2 now it's 3-3 and I already asked Tom Welling and he said no but Jim Furyk is IN.
 
I voted FDR, someone else must have gone the other way right after me.
 
As Bartles and Jaymes used to say, "Thank yew for yore support!"
 
you'll just have to have a run off poll.. or maybe Wacky will vote and break the tie.. LATER OF COURSE.
 
I'm leaning towards FDR myself. I've been driving the ball very well, and FDR is a bit longer with bigger greens.
 
play TENNIS
 
Tennis is kinda boring. I mean, you can travel the world to play tennis....and you'll always play on a court with the same setup and dimensions. That's why golf is so appealling to me. Not only is it a difficult, challenging game, but all the courses are different, sometimes radically so.

I've played flat courses without a drop of water on them, and hilly courses with water hazards on darn near every hole. I've played in Hawai'i where you can see the Pacific Ocean on every tee shot; I've played local municipal courses where you see a sewage treatment plant on #14.

It's a wonderful game your people invented, Wacky!
 
Come to Florida, you can play on courses that have alligator hazards.
 
I think when they invented golf they just threw the ball with their hands rather than use a club!
 
Close. They had like 9 greens, and they just dropped the ball and decided what direction in which to tee off.
 
And then they got drunk and brawled till they passed out screaming I LOVE YEW!!!
 
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