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SHAMELESS PLEA FOR FINANCIAL ASSISTANCE.

The thing is, sugar pop, Canada is more screwed than we are because you need us much more than we need you.

Yet, we are not bailing anybody out, you are. Canada does not need you. You need us, our oil, our water, our gold, our... shit, I could go on. We pwn you. Keep the cash coming, bitches. You know, the cash which will place your entire country in debt for the next thousand years?
 
Um, Canada's been a socialist shithole for quite some time now. We're just trying to understand you better. Find oat what it's all aboat, eh?

You moron. Canada has never been a socialist country. It is you dumb shits who claim to be capitalist, yet you are now taking over banks. When the banks demanded our government 'help' them, Stephen Harper told them to go fuck themselves, that if they die, it is their own doing, thanks to unfettered capitalism. Is that not what everyone wanted? A free hand to do business? The only reason we are not dying like the dumbfuck Americans would be due to our heavy regulations, the very thing your own country is clamouring for. You are so stupid that you are now seeking to adopt Canadian policies, only, we don't strip the taxpayer of his/her money, then hand it over to the fatcats who robbed you in the first place. Enjoy your new socialist shithole, you motherfucker.
 
Okay, so I'm moving into my own place once again (FUCKIN' YAY!) tomorrow -- however, that's going to leave me short $200 for relateds such as the internet (which I'm not just saying I need that -- I actually DO, since I use it to make money. And no, not by asking for money on forums, I'm only asking here 'cause I love you and you love me. :who?me?:) and toilet paper and SHIT. Okay, well, the SHIT I already have, that's what the toilet paper is for.

If you CAN help, and if you WANNA help, my PayPal address is [email protected]. Trying to raise $200, but every little bit helps. Okay, not like $.03, which still helps but not, you know, a hell of a lot.

Oh, also, you will be paid back. I can't make promises as to how quickly, but you will.

Um... thank you. *runs off, face redder than shit*

I could give you a solitary Canadian penny. You should be able to live off that alone for the next 20 years. You see, we are not a debt-ridden shithole like the USA.
 
National health care and a guy getting thrown in prison without trial for saying something the government didn't approve of.

Canada = Socialist.

You = FAIL.

You are clearly stupid. By your own logic, the USA too is 'socialist'. Get your head out of my asshole.
 
Really? When was the last time someone was imprisoned here for saying or publishing something a minority group disagreed with? And when did we get nationwide state-run health care system?

No one has been imprisoned here for publishing something a minority group disagreed with.

Never heard of your country's Medicare, you moron? It is clearly socialist, and far larger than our own 'national' healthcare system. So, Americans actually pay twice for their healthcare, yet are only entitled to one. Fucking morons.
 
Let me see here, the USA and Europe have nationalised their banks. Canada has not. Who is socialist again? Fucking morons. I shall think of the USA in this way:

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No one has been imprisoned here for publishing something a minority group disagreed with.

Two words: Ernst Zundel. A few more: Held in solitary confinement for over a year without trial, just because he pissed off Ze Jooz.

Never heard of your country's Medicare, you moron? It is clearly socialist, and far larger than our own 'national' healthcare system.

And people on it still pay for it. You know, one day you'll suffer an attack of conscience over all the valuable air you've stolen from others by breathing, and jump off an overpass.
 
Two words: Ernst Zundel. A few more: Held in solitary confinement for over a year without trial, just because he pissed off Ze Jooz.



And people on it still pay for it. You know, one day you'll suffer an attack of conscience over all the valuable air you've stolen from others by breathing, and jump off an overpass.


You mean this?:
On February 5, 2003, Ernst Zündel was detained by U.S. local police and deported to Canada, where he was detained for two years on a Security Certificate for being a foreign national alleged to be a threat to national security pending a court decision on the validity of the certificate. Once the certificate was upheld and Zündel was determined to be a national security risk he was deported to Germany and tried in the state court of Mannheim on outstanding charges of incitement for Holocaust denial dating from the early 1990s. On February 15th, 2007, he was convicted and sentenced to the maximum term of five years in prison.

This, I did not agree with. The man had every right to deny the Holocaust, since it never happened. How anyone can be detained in a jail for simply stating fact is beyond me. This proves my hypothesis that freedom-of-speech does not exist, never has and never shall. As a Nazi, I find the irony to be delicious.
 
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