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Share Your Refugee Stories

Caitriona

Caitriona

Something Wicked
We've all had it happen. Your board gets attacked, you don't pay the server bill... bandwidth is used up for the month, someone reports you to Homeland security. We've been there. We understand...

Share your story. I'm here to help. ;)
 
My board was hijacked by a seductive queen and her rodent-like minion. I was forced to turn myself over to her for perverse pleasure in return for saving my board. :( Be careful what you wish for...
 
I don't have a refugee story. Once my point was proven, I got bored with my board and let it die a very slow and painful death.
 
No, http://www.comicon.com was my homeboard. I owned the Gutters for a few years. Actually I still own them, who's kidding whom? I've just celebrated the first anniversary of the second IP permaban.

I celebrated by taking a big dump in Hellman's size two patent leather Mary Janes.
 
Ech... I used to sell comics.

I went to one of the conventions in California one year wearing one of my black Punisher t-shirts.

Took me about an hour to realize why I felt so at home, and with the realization, so repulsed.

All of the other comic store owners were wearing jeans, black t-shirts sporting varying comic themes, had beards and wore glasses.

Exactly as me.

Comic convention-goers are a strange bunch.
 
^Some of them, yes... but I find them all lovely, JUST lovely!

Freaks and geeks, baby.

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As for refugee stories... Meh. I'm here now. There was no before.
 
Lots of refugees here in my country. If a fucking ######, chink or paki seeks to live in Canada but refuses to wait in line like everyone else, they scream "REFUGEE" once they reach our soil whereupon they are granted free medicare, free housing, free cash. As a result, Canada has become the laughingstock of the world when it comes to immigration. I have written my MP that the fuckers be sent back from whence they came at their home country's expense. Were I to gain power in this country as a fascist, I would have kicked them out through the use of force. If they attempt to go into hiding, I would deem that enough to bring about the death penalty. If they are found, a bullet would meet them between the eyes. Simple. After the first such death, no one will be attempting to reach our shores any further, unless they have a fucking death wish. FASCISM RULES!!
 
jack said:
No, http://www.comicon.com was my homeboard. I owned the Gutters for a few years. Actually I still own them, who's kidding whom? I've just celebrated the first anniversary of the second IP permaban.

I celebrated by taking a big dump in Hellman's size two patent leather Mary Janes.
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You mean like you claim to 'own' specific individuals in here? Heard it all before child. At least my own claims have been true. What the fuck were you doing at a comic book site anyway? I have seen you fuckers yapping about that site yet I have never endeavoured to visit it. I have standards. You are obviously beneath me and you know it. I mean come on, a fucking comic book site. At your fucking advanced age? Christ on a stick!!
 
Cleo pulled what appears to be the ultimate troll: yanking the rug out from under her loyal members in the middle of a troll fight.

Pardon me if I don't share her laughter...

If she joins here, you'll have to put me back in DC for launching hideous personal attacks on her.
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