Shauny

[CaptainWacky]

Evicted.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'd like to apologise for spelling his name wrong.

 

[whisky]

Fecking bastard

 

[headvoid]

I think twat was accurate, one redeeming act does not a hero make.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He should have stayed though. He was much better tv than Carole.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Anyone think he looked like Jon Culshaw when the house doors opened?

 

[CaptainWacky]

No.

 

[Grammour Boy]

Anyone think he looked like Jon Culshaw when the house doors opened?

A young Leo Sayer, perhaps.

 

[CaptainWacky]

BRING BACK SEANY!!!!!!1

 

[Grammour Boy]

Did Seany return to post in the MJNO board?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Did he hide MJ's nose in Charley's shoes?

 

[CaptainWacky]

I wonder if Shauny and Emily will meet up!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

And she'll shout "yeah, work it, leprechaun!" and he'll explain that it's actually a very offensive term so only the Irish may call eachother it even if Emily's friends all say it.

 

[CaptainWacky]

then he'll push her in the pool and she'll crack her pretty little head against the side and nearly die but luckily Shabnam will show up to do CPR but then Lesley will shoot Shabs with a sniper rifle and make dubious racial remarks but be cut off by Dermot who's walking by for some reason and then I go "LIFE IS FUCKING POINTLESS"

 

[CaptainWacky]

First thought I had was SPIRAL. Michael Jackson fan? That doesn't necessarily mean he's not a twat. Is also gay. WHAT A SHOCK. Started being twattish in the Diary Room with Gerry. Is a twat.

Okay that's JUDGEMENTAL of me and if he was a cute blond girl I'd give him a chance but...

TWAT TWAT TWAT TWAT TWAT TWAT TWAT

Yep, he was a twat. This has been confirmed in his interviews since where he keeps going on about how he can't believe he was evicted and that it must have been homophobia. What a twat.

BUT, he was quite entertaining with the pranks and the classic pushing of Charley into the pool. Should have stayed longer.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

But don't forget that he exacerbated Lezzer's inevitable departure. The TWAT.

 

[CaptainWacky]

No, she'd already asked to leave the next morning that evening, before Seany pulled the duvet off. It's a myth that it was his fault.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Okay I just don't like him then.

 

[CaptainWacky]

You just need some Seany Love.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

No fucking thankyou.