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She walked by my door

Mirah

Mirah

I love you
begging for food
so I fed her
where is the fucking bowl?
So we put the food on the ground
she ate it
and fucking threw up

Cats.
 
I left real food for her last night
but she did not find it
probably scared her away
might be for the best

The crows found the food
but could not reach
fucking crows
 
I'm relieved this was about a cat.
 
The cat probably ate too fast and too much.

Poor thing is probably malnourished and has worms.

Only give it a real small amount.
 
vixie said:
The cat probably ate too fast and too much.

Poor thing is probably malnourished and has worms.

Only give it a real small amount.
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I purchased fucking cat food for the feline once again.

God dammit fuck fuck fuck

LOL

Why do I get sucked into feeding these cats?!?!?
 
Cats are specially designed to make humans want to feed them.
 
You are such a softie.

Did it eat it?

Don't feel bad. I rescued a horse.
 
Oh I'm fine. It's just when I read sentences like that it hurts my molars.
 
I rescue whores all the time, Vixie.
 
Don't believe it Vix. What he means to say is he whores out rescues.
 
GOD DAMN AUTOCORRECT! I rescue horses! Of courses!
 
Yeah, so don't feel bad.

BOOM! Full circle.

/bows
 
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