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Shit Mrs Headvoid says

Does imagining you have a cat mean that a spoon will begin to exist? Like the Matrix, kind of?


Mr. Brady (Robert Reed) died of colon cancer and AIDS-related complications many years ago. All others are living.

Mrs. Brady was on Dancing with the Stars a few seasons ago!

I liked the Brady Bunch movies in the nineties and I don't care who knows it.
 
Cherish your wife -- you wouldn't believe how much I have to pay each time I want a good swaddling.
 
I do cherish her, she is the most wonderful thing I have.

Me:
There are clothes in plastic bags on the driveway. Are they mine?

Mrs headvoid:
Some of them are. I'm not leaving you, you just have terrible clothes
 
She makes you walk around naked! Good woman.
 
Are you married to Sybil Fawlty?
 
Just some of them were headvoid's?
 
Yes, I found Prunella Scales quite alluring actually.

Yes, just a few of my clothes not all...
 
Mrs Headvoid
I read today that baldness is caused by an increasing virility. I wonder what yours is caused by?

Did she really say that? Tell her no gnocchi for her next time.
 
She said it a while ago. She's not this funny every single day but she has her moments.
 
Somebody got nail polish on their cat?
 
Can we ask your wife questions?
 
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