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Shrek to return!

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
SHREK IS COMING BACK WITH A FULL ON MCU-STYLE FRANCHISE STARTING WITH SHREK: BACK IN GREEN IN 2024, FOUR SEQUELS PLANNED, SPIN-OFF TV SERIES ABOUT DONKEY'S GAY BROTHER PLANNED, NEW VIDEOGAME BEING DEVELOPED BY THE PEOPLE WHO DID UNTITLED GOOSE GAME.

HEY NOW, YOU'RE A SHREKSTAR, GET YOUR SHREK ON, HEY.
ALL THAT GLITTERS IS SHREK ONLY SHOOTING STREKS BREAK REALITY.
HEY NOW IT'S DONKEY AND PUSS IN BOOTS AND PRINCESS FIONA I CAN'T REMEMBER ANY OTHER CHARACTERS HEY.
 
MILLIE BOBBY BROWN TO VOICE SHREKS SASSY, BIKINI-CLAD DAUGHTER.
 
Oh Fairy Godmother
CaptainWacky said:
SHREK IS COMING BACK WITH A FULL ON MCU-STYLE FRANCHISE STARTING WITH SHREK: BACK IN GREEN IN 2024, FOUR SEQUELS PLANNED, SPIN-OFF TV SERIES ABOUT DONKEY'S GAY BROTHER PLANNED, NEW VIDEOGAME BEING DEVELOPED BY THE PEOPLE WHO DID UNTITLED GOOSE GAME.

HEY NOW, YOU'RE A SHREKSTAR, GET YOUR SHREK ON, HEY.
ALL THAT GLITTERS IS SHREK ONLY SHOOTING STREKS BREAK REALITY.
HEY NOW IT'S DONKEY AND PUSS IN BOOTS AND PRINCESS FIONA I CAN'T REMEMBER ANY OTHER CHARACTERS HEY.
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Oh Fairy Godmother let this happen for reals! This can be my happily ever after.
 
Was anybody asking for this crap?
 
shrek and fiona's daughter is literally just millie bobby brown in live action superimposed into the shrek reality somehow

but with green tits
 
Hot?
 
What about The Ginger Bread Men?
 
She eats him.
 
LIVE ACTION SHREK TO BE PLAYED BY SIR LENNY HENRY SIR SAYS GAGH IF HE STOPS BY

Actually, I'd watch Lenny Henry as Shrek...
 
Now my dream to dress up like Fiona Shrek for Halloween and any other appropriate time will be realized. Next I can don a hat and boots and do the puss in boots too.
 
I think they're replacing Star Trek with this. Cool.

Hope John Lithgow returns.
 
Lord Farquaad will be a hideous Frankenstein resurrection beast who shits out his eye sockets.
 
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