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SKAN CHECK IN THREAD

I AM RUNNING OUT OF HEADS TO BITE OFF. LOW FAT HEADS ARE ALL THE RAGE NOW. HATE I THE NEW HEALTH FOOD BATS AND PIGEONS.

DON'T FORGET TO BUY MY TRIUMPHANT TOUR HEAD BITING T-SHIRTS AND COFFEE MUGS IN THE LOBBY.
 
Oh, bloody hell... You guys got yerselves booted down here again, did ya? Well, if you're gonna post in MY forum, you're going to have to learn the rules.
 
THERE ARE MANY SKANS NOW.

WE ARE MULTIPLYING AND MAY NEED MORE RESOURCE SOON.

I AM THE BABY OF THE BUNCH AND NEED TO BE SUCKLED CONTINUOUSLY.

ALTERNATIVELY I CAN ACCEPT PUREED DONUTS. HOLD OFF ON THE JAM THOUGH - IT MAKES NAPPIES UNPLEASANT
 
IS THIS QUESTION WANTING TO TOUCH OUR BOXES AGAIN?

I BELIEVE THE QUESTION IS WANTING TO PUT US ALL IN A BOX AND KEEP US CLOSE TO HIS HEART. THIS WAY HE MAY FEEL THE TRUE LOVE.

THERE IS NOTHING MORE NATURAL THAN HAVING A SKAN IN YOUR BEDROOM QUESTION, DO NOT GIVE IN TO SOCIETIES FIXATION WITH RULES. ALLOW THE LOVE FOR SKAN TO BE SHOWN.

THEN YOU CAN TOUCH MY BOX, MAYBE...
 
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