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Small Bats Are Controlling My Mind

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Superpowered bats with opposable thumbs in silver space suits. They are listening to David Bowie. They like Tofu. They want to control the world.
 
SPACE BATS are like that. They are complex beings.
 
Typical thursday that
 
They want to eat my toenails. And control the body of Bobby Davro.
 
Textbook.
 
SPACE BATS ARE NO MATCH FOR COSMIC CATS.
 
I BEG TO DIFFER..
 
WHAT ABOUT DOG-TANIAN 3000 & THE ASTRA-HOUNDS?
 
WHAT ABOUT......


Nope.. I got nothing.


GALACTIC GOLDFISH?


NO THATS GHEY.
 
WHAT ABOUT THE CAST OF NEIGBOURS ON THE BRIDGE OF THE ENTERPRISE TRYING TO LOOK UP UHURU'S SKIRT?
 
WHAT ABOUT...THE ELEPHANTS OF MARS!?
 
THE KLINGONS OF URANUS HGASHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA OBVIOUS UNFUNNYNN I WANT TO kil myself.
 
THE CAPTIAN LOG..

GET IT!


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



*sigh*
 
THE PENIS OF PLANET GENITAL ALPHA 69 LOL
 
THE DRUNKEN CHAIN LINKER 5000 :shock:
 
RVD RVD RVD RVD
 
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