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Snake Eater of Shattered Corpse

Darling, you've got to remember I'm older, experienced, and hormonal. I just might respond to your offer with something that would make these youngsters blush and your wife beat you with a stick.
 
What? Me, have sex. No way, never did. I found that kid on the side of the road next to a cabbage patch, under a bush, in a basket. I thought to myself, "here is an opportunity to have a child without having to engage in vulgar sexual relations or sterile artificial insemination."
 
eloisel said:
What? Me, have sex. No way, never did. I found that kid on the side of the road next to a cabbage patch, under a bush, in a basket. I thought to myself, "here is an opportunity to have a child without having to engage in vulgar sexual relations or sterile artificial insemination."
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Ain't that how the right-wing Christians would want it?
 
Do you think that post menopausal women moisten easier than those young sleek models?
 
Post menopausal women have no worries. We feel it is our duty to give the neighbors something to talk about. It is a bonus that they'll think us the wrong sort of character to ask to babysit their bratty kids every Friday or Saturday night when they want to go out.
 
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