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So I looked up stripperweb.com on yahoo and I got this...

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Parallaxis said:
Man there is just to much to work with here, troll overload.

I'd just like to keep this quote and use it over and over again for the next few years inserting usernames like Sarek, Yo, or FBI.
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As long as you never use your own name. Everyone knows you've never been that close to a woman.
 
Blood ejaculated? Usually two reasons for that: either the guy had been jacking off so much so frequently that he was basically low on semen and the blood veins in his prostate has ruptured, or he has cancer somewhere in his piping.

How do I know? The second happened to my father, and the doctor asked him how often he had orgasms to cover the first cause.
 
I had ONE guy come in his pants, and yeah the dance had not started yet. I was standing there waiting for the song. I freaked and ran off. Didn't even want his $20.

Yeah, actually my dances suck. I don't do a damn thing. It makes me tons of money, so I do it, but girls do you ever just get BORED of dancing for the same guy? Like, having to turn around and yawn? Especially at the end of the night, I almost hope dude doesn't want another dance, so I can leave and not just fall asleep on my feet. Even the nice guys (goes without saying I always want to flee the freaks...sometimes I start giving airdances four feet away if I really wanna make sure they don't ask for another song).
 
Molly said:
I had ONE guy come in his pants, and yeah the dance had not started yet. I was standing there waiting for the song. I freaked and ran off. Didn't even want his $20.

Yeah, actually my dances suck. I don't do a damn thing. It makes me tons of money, so I do it, but girls do you ever just get BORED of dancing for the same guy? Like, having to turn around and yawn? Especially at the end of the night, I almost hope dude doesn't want another dance, so I can leave and not just fall asleep on my feet. Even the nice guys (goes without saying I always want to flee the freaks...sometimes I start giving airdances four feet away if I really wanna make sure they don't ask for another song).
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Please. No speaky WHORE.
 
SaintLucifer said:
Please. No speaky WHORE.
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You were the guy weren't you? Come on, admit it. It was the one night mommy left the basement door unlocked and you managed to sneak out.
 
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