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CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Post your social media updates here!
 
You know that weird feeling you get in your mouth sometimes, such as after eating pizza perhaps? It's not like my mouth is dry as such. I keep drinking water but it's still the same. And it's not burnt either. I keep poking the roof of my mouth with my tongue but it's not actual painful. It's just weird. I don't know what it is. Perhaps I'll never get to the bottom of it.
 
Watching The Black List.
 
I don't leave the house much, so I don't have social posts to offer.

Some fire trucks pulled up in front of the building a while ago. I hurriedly shaved and smartened up and threw on some shoes, in case I was going to have to spend an hour standing in the street with my neighbors, chatting and pointing. But just as I was about to go outside, the trucks pulled away. Hmph.
 
My testicles feel draggy.
 
I suck at social media.
 
I don't understand why people want to post under their real name.

Also I can't stop wanking.
 
My real name is on Facebook, but the only people that can see my posts are on my friends list, and in some cases friends of friends. I have the privacy settings set so others can't see anything if they search me. But of course Facebook is hammering away at that every day so we'll see.

And my Twitter handle/description doesn't give away my real name, so I have to tell people it's me. Same with tumblr.

I have 3 YouTube accounts, and I'm still fighting Google to keep my real name off any of them. FUCK YOU GOOGLE+ I DON'T WANT A LINKED PAGE WITH MY REAL NAME OR EMAIL ON IT YOU FUCKING MOOKS FACEBOOK GOT THERE FIRST SO SUCK ON IT.
 
Sitting on the toilet with the door locked: the only place you're truly free?
 
Just don't take your phone in there with you.
 
Dude. Okay, first off, I want to use Wacky's first post as my social media update tonight just so my family can go, "what?!" Sorry CaptainWacky. And second- in Eggs post- I thought it said sheets not shoes, and I actually imagined you putting new sheets on your bed after shaving, and going outside to meet a nice fireman.
 
Maybe your family will say "yes I know that feeling!!! xoxo!!!"
 
OMG I LOST 2 TWITTER FOLLOWERS. Whatever h8ers!
 
Firemen are nice.

And even in this neighborhood, where I'm the minority and the Latinos are the majority, all the firemen in the local station are Irish and Italian. GO FIGURE.
 
All the firemen I know are cocky.

That is not my social media update. I don't have one.

XoxoxoCaptainWacky!XOXOXOOXOXO
 
I'm watching Elementary.
 
I think I should exercise more.
 
I love tacos, but not bathroom humor.
 
I don't know if I like anything.
 
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