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Fucking hate Natalie Cassidy.
 
Andrew Stone is literally undressing.
 
They've talked about wanking more than anything that's happened in the house.
 
I predict Andrew will be bollock naked by hour's end.

Plus, security guards will be carrying him out as he writhes and screams "I'M NOT GAY I JUST LIKE MICHAEL'S TOES AAAAAAAAGH MUMMY!"
 
Yeah we all like Jonathan Ross (well he's okay) but he wasn't actually ON BB this year...
 
Why not get DAME Helen Mirren on the phone next, and ask her to enter the house next year.
 
Appallingly frequent mention of Andrew's self-fellating abilities, by Emma no less.

Disturbing. They're really digging to find interesting things to say about the season.
 
Talking about the twins and Michael, Denise is blabbering and blabbering when all she or Emma really wants to say is "THEY'RE STUPID YANKS WOT DO THEY KNOW FUCK 'EM"
 
No Denise, YOU fuck off. Pious cow.
 
My, but you people do love to curse.
 
Rappers.

OK BYE SEE YOU IN THE SUMMER WHEN BOTH OUR BB'S WILL COMPLETELY OVERLAP EACH OTHER LOL.
 
Please don't say "you people." I don't want to be associated with that lot (well, except Alice and Emma. BUT ONLY IN BED.)
 
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