Somebody defriended me

[Donovan]

why was he on your friends list to begin with? You have a latent vagina buried twixt your ballsac and perineum?

I think I see where Impy gets his name now LOL

He's been on there a while. Actually I think FB suggested him and I asked him who the hell he was, but when he told me I still didn't know so I added him anyway. I'm friendly like that. I love all people. I'm like fucking Ghandhi.

Then I got a little inebriated and forgot who the hell he was again, and deleted him.

Then I ran across him again when I was less inebriated and said, wait, didn't I know you or something?

So basically the extent of our online facebook friendship is that he keeps telling me who he is and I keep forgetting. Pretty much exactly like here.

 

[Homo Erectus]

You're pretty good at being mean Donovan. I'm impressed. I'm sure all the women adore yo--oh wait.

 

[Gagh]

HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU IGNORE SNOOP DOGG WITH A MUTHA FUCKIN' SEAL IN GLASSES??!?!?!?!??!?!

 

[Donovan]

because you're a big tough internet guy right? lol

Says the guy offering asswhoopings via keyboard.

 

[OnyxOverdrive]

Says the guy offering asswhoopings via keyboard.

Homo is a veteran of the armed forces and a war.

He will turn you inside out.

 

[Donovan]

Homo is a veteran of the armed forces and a war.

He will turn you inside out.

I totally just shivered in fear for a minute.

 

[jack]

The Dow lost 500+ today. That's actually a little scarier.

 

[Donovan]

The Dow lost 500+ today. That's actually a little scarier.

the only market I can afford to be a part of has Dollar General written on the front.

 

[Gagh]

Homo is a veteran of the armed forces and a war.

He will turn you inside out.

Ah. Good times.

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

By a lot. Buy gold. Ready? There's a stock call BONZ ( T'Bonz ring a bell?) 150 buck will get you 10000 shares

 

[Homo Erectus]

I totally just shivered in fear for a minute.

Why would you, being a big old tough internet guy? I'm impressed. All the chicks must di...oh wait.

 

[jack]

Neon. Have I told you how much I like you?

 

[jack]

My three new favorite foods are salmon, walnuts and blueberries

 

[Donovan]

Why would you, being a big old tough internet guy? I'm impressed. All the chicks must di...oh wait.

Yeah I saw this joke the first time you wrote it. You'd think you'd get funnier with practice, but...nope.

 

[jack]

His mentor makes less than 50k a year...what would you expect?

 

[Homo Erectus]

Yeah I saw this joke the first time you wrote it. You'd think you'd get funnier with practice, but...nope.

hey, I know. Say something mean again. THEN they'll like you! Oh wait. You're not trynig to impress women are you. You're out to impress your buds. Aww Man love is so sweet. GIve Jack a kiss.

 

[jack]

Who's they? I think Pig Princess has blinded you to what's really going on. I have power here. So does Dono. I've clearly shown why Pig Princess deserves everything she gets, Gagh's lovetaps nonwithstanding.

Shit or gethefuckoffthepotalready fuckbrain.

 

[Homo Erectus]

what the fuck are you going on about now Jack?

 

[Donovan]

hey, I know. Say something mean again. THEN they'll like you! Oh wait. You're not trynig to impress women are you. You're out to impress your buds. Aww Man love is so sweet. GIve Jack a kiss.

Faglames are funny, that's what my twelve-year-old says.
Hate to break it to you, but Jack isn't the one who offered to bend over in front of me.

Heterosexuality...ur doin it rong.

 

[Homo Erectus]

keep winning Donovan. THey'll love you one day. Hint: You can't put out a fire with a blowtorch.