Somebody fucked with my chair at work

[Tisiphone]

And now it doesn't feel right.

I fucking hate that! Do I go around messing with your chairs???

It's like when you get your car inspected and your mirrors are jacked up and you can never get them back to where they were.

BASTARDS!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Are you sure they didn't swap your chair with another!?

 

[Henoch]

People who fuck chairs should be killed IMO!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Is that Henoch or Sarek saying that? I can't tell anymore!

 

[Tisiphone]

No, no...she admitted to the adjusting. Nobody but me loved that chair.

 

[Cassie]

KILL HER!

 

[Tisiphone]

Plans are already in the works.

 

[CaptainWacky]

KILL HER WITH THE CHAIR SOMEHOW

 

[eloisel]

Fuck with her chair. Take the wheels off of it and hold them for ransom.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Fucking stab her in the tits and say "CHAIR TODAY GONE TOMORROW!"

 

[Conchaga]

Has anyone ever noticed that they use the same stupid waltz and symphonic piece when making a comercial about an Italian product?

And they use the same accordian music for French products.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Pure laziness.

 

[headvoid]

plug her chair into the mains and just before you flick the switch say

I pronounce you guilty! now BURN in my improvised chair!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Then have sex with her cat.

 

[Cassie]

Yeah, don't forget to have hot cat sex afterwards.

 

[CaptainWacky]

And clean up after the sex.

 

[Cassie]

Can't have messy cat guts everywhere

 

[CaptainWacky]

It's a No-No!

 

[Cassie]

PROBABLY A HEALTH CODE VIOLATION!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I used to have one of those great mesh ergonomic chairs with adjustable everything. Then we left our office space and half the office went in storage for a couple of months, and when we started setting up the new place, the warehouse was all OOPS WE DONT SEE ANY SWEET OFFICE CHAIR WITH YOUR STUFF motherfuckers.