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Someone died.

This post reminds me of the very first time person I knew that died. It was all my fault, I planned the whole thing... but the courts thought it was an accident, so I said.."Oh Well"

I went home and had a sandwich! :twisted:
 
jack said:
Make sure to add cyanide to teh mayo, asshole.
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Too Late.. I used it all up on my victim :twisted:

I was amazed at what a mixture of cyanide and a little sufuric acid can do.

By the way.. his name was Johnny

See my sig :D
 
hard to refute that considering all the drivel he posts, but, actually this time it was Neon who necroed it.
 
jack said:
Check the time stamps, Lucy. PLEASE GOD.

Funny this necro. Since it's inception someone I'm very close to that I work with lost their child in a very tragic accident. Her relationship with that boy makes it almost unbearable.

Death is meaningless, it's always there. It's only life that matters, while we still live.
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You people even bother to view time stamps? What is this? Your life?? Fuck me. You cannot be serious. I never bother with ANYTHING other than posting.
 
SaintLucifer said:
You people even bother to view time stamps? What is this? Your life?? Fuck me. You cannot be serious. I never bother with ANYTHING other than posting.
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No wonder your posts suck. You need to use the noggin' to get anywhere in this life, my boy!
 
Messenger said:
No wonder your posts suck. You need to use the noggin' to get anywhere in this life, my boy!
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On a website...????? Why? You people take this site too seriously. It is becoming most alarming.
 
SaintLucifer said:
On a website...????? Why? You people take this site too seriously. It is becoming most alarming.
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True. We can't all be Gods of Trolling and incorrectly spelled internet memes.
 
Messenger said:
True. We can't all be Gods of Trolling and incorrectly spelled internet memes.
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'Internet memes'?? Don't you mean 'incorrectly-spelled'?? *shakes my head in wonderment, points at the dipshit and :laugh: *
 
Lucy and [you] are standing next to each other in a mens public urinal. You look at lucy and say, "can you help me please sir, I lost my arms in the war, and I have to pee badly, I only ask that you unzip me and pull it out, hold it while I pee, shake it after and zip me back in, please kind sir, I'm about to burst?" So Lucy, showing a rare bit of canuck des christiannes does the deed for the you. Upon flopping out [you]'s organ he discovers it's covered with blisters and oozing sores, and smells like corroded protein, but holds the member until you finish urinating and shakes it off and puts it back in. While washing off his hands furiously, Lucy asks you what you have to make your penis so blistered, and as you pull your arms out from your jacket to wash your own hands you say "I don't know, but the doctor told me not to touch it"
 
SaintLucifer said:
'Internet memes'?? Don't you mean 'incorrectly-spelled'?? *shakes my head in wonderment, points at the dipshit and :laugh: *
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You sure do laugh a lot, don't you?
 
jack said:
Lucy and BlazerBoy are standing next to each other in a mens public urinal. You look at lucy and say, "can you help me please sir, I lost my arms in the war, and I have to pee badly, I only ask that you unzip me and pull it out, hold it while I pee, shake it after and zip me back in, please kind sir, I'm about to burst?" So Lucy, showing a rare bit of canuck des christiannes does the deed for the you. Upon flopping out BlazerBoy's organ he discovers it's covered with blisters and oozing sores, and smells like corroded protein, but holds the member until you finish urinating and shakes it off and puts it back in. While washing off his hands furiously, Lucy asks you what you have to make your penis so blistered, and as you pull your arms out from your jacket to wash your own hands you say "I don't know, but the doctor told me not to touch it"
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NOT. FUNNY. :rwmad: :twisted:
 
Stop bumping this thread for fucks sake. Neon why did you bump this in the first place?

I don't get it. Why do I want to be reminded of this everytime I come into SF.
 
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