Someone make me laugh....

[Monolith]

Please. I'm really sick and in so much pain.

I need the laughter.:y_sad:

 

[Grandtheftcow]

A man walks into a bar.

Ouch.

If that doesn't work you should just kill yourself now.

 

[Monolith]

close.

 

[Laker_Girl]

What's wrong, why are you sick?

 

[Tyrant]

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/winrg.php

 

[Grandtheftcow]

What's wrong, why are you sick?

Stripper miscarriage?

 

[Shatna]

A guy thinks his wife is going deaf, so he decides to test her. He stands across the kitchen and says "Honey, can you hear me?" No response. He steps closer, raising his voice a little. "Honey... can you HEAR me?" She doesn't turn around. Finally, he gets right down by her ear and bellows right in it. "HONEY! CAN YOU HEAR ME?!?"

She turns to him and yells back, "For the third time: YES!"

 

[Monolith]

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/winrg.php

Heh.

 

[Monolith]

I have a back injury from a car accident back in 04. It has caused nerve damage, so I have pain everywhere. And my sinus' are fucked. I need surgery, but between trying to sell the house and all, no money for that.

Thanks guys, I'm getting a chuckle.

 

[Tyrant]

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/blockedme.php



I think what we are seeing here are the origins of SaintLucifer.

 

[Shatna]

I have a back injury from a car accident back in 04. It has caused nerve damage, so I have pain everywhere. And my sinus' are fucked. I need surgery, but between trying to sell the house and all, no money for that.

Thanks guys, I'm getting a chuckle.

No one should have to "save up" to be relieved of pain. It's fuckin' immoral as hell.

And I don't wanna hear from any of you Righty poindexters.

 

[Tyrant]

And I don't wanna hear from any of you Righty poindexters.

No what you'll hear from us "Righty poindexters" is that you Lefty poindexters would be more concerned with helping people far, far away from her.

 

[Lord Raffles]

I have a back injury from a car accident back in 04. It has caused nerve damage, so I have pain everywhere. And my sinus' are fucked. I need surgery, but between trying to sell the house and all, no money for that.

Thanks guys, I'm getting a chuckle.

Don't laugh; it may crack your face.

 

[Monolith]

ROTFLMAO@Mess's last link

 

[joe_eschaton]

No one should have to "save up" to be relieved of pain.

That's true. Bullets are pretty cheap. And rope is pretty easy to come by.

 

[Shatna]

No what you'll hear from us "Righty poindexters" is that you Lefty poindexters would be more concerned with helping people far, far away from her.

HEY!!! WHAT DID I SAY?

 

[DancingBanana]

You want me.

You really want me to sing and dance.

IT'S PEANUTBUTTA JELLE TIME!
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/banana.php

 

[Lord Raffles]

I have a back injury from a car accident back in 04. It has caused nerve damage, so I have pain everywhere. And my sinus' are fucked. I need surgery, but between trying to sell the house and all, no money for that.

Thanks guys, I'm getting a chuckle.

Do you take any drugs to numb the pain?

 

[Donovan]

Do you take any drugs to numb the pain?

Yes.

Oh wait: were you talking to me?

 

[Monolith]

Actually, I used to, but all I ended up with was a killer addiction.

So now, it's just ibuprofen