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Someone make me laugh....

Monolith said:
Please. I'm really sick and in so much pain.

I need the laughter.:y_sad:

*grabs my mirror off my bathroom wall, stands in front of MONO that she may see her reflection and awaits the laughter*. There you go sweetie. I thought this may help. I am not entirely cruel you know? (yes I am)
 
Midnight said:
Umm...Buzzy pwning Lucie?


Silly little girl. I PWned BUZZY from the get-go and every one of you knows it. It is fear that has gripped your silly minds so you retreat behind the only defence that remains between my greatness and your stupidity - LIES.

This is one way I have PWned the silly little boy everyone calls BUZZYBUNNY (he does own a Mr. Buzzy for use up his asshole after all). Strange that no one else can do this? This, my dear child, is called the ULTIMATE PWn.
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SaintLucifer said:
Silly little girl. I PWned BUZZY from the get-go and every one of you knows it. It is fear that has gripped your silly minds so you retreat behind the only defence that remains between my greatness and your stupidity - LIES.

This is one way I have PWned the silly little boy everyone calls BUZZYBUNNY (he does own a Mr. Buzzy for use up his asshole after all). Strange that no one else can do this? This, my dear child, is called the ULTIMATE PWn.

Nope. I was there. I saw the WHOLE thing. Buzz wiped the floor with Luci AND cleaned his toilet with him afterwards. I swear to god!
 
SaintLucifer said:
*grabs my mirror off my bathroom wall, stands in front of MONO that she may see her reflection and awaits the laughter*. There you go sweetie. I thought this may help. I am not entirely cruel you know? (yes I am)
Lucy, my dear, I missed you.

And I think your plan has backfired. I'm starting to quite enjoy you.
 
Monolith said:
HAHAHAHAAHA

Do I get a cookie for making you laugh? :laugh:

Oh for the love of god Lucie, shut the hell up. You were pwned, end of story. Next time, come up with something more original. I couldn't even read what you said, because all of your replies looked the same. Also, how do YOU know Buzzy's gay? Were you sleeping with him? Com'on, you know you wanna say it :devious:
 
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And Luci is so predictable I knew he'd say that to me. But for some reason, it just makes me want to jump him even more.
 
Sarek said:
Nope. I was there. I saw the WHOLE thing. Buzz wiped the floor with Luci AND cleaned his toilet with him afterwards. I swear to god!

Since when is uttering the word 'fuck' every 3 words considering 'PWning' an individual? He was like an angry monkey at our Metro Zoo screeching for another banana (do not know if he will get one considering all of the cutbacks). You are all on the defensive and you know it. Now quit crying and develop some spine. Learn to defend yourselves properly.

How do I know he is gay? Look at his avatar. It says so. See?
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You were saying... ?
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SaintLucifer said:
Since when is uttering the word 'fuck' every 3 words considering 'PWning' an individual? He was like an angry monkey at our Metro Zoo screeching for another banana (do not know if he will get one considering all of the cutbacks). You are all on the defensive and you know it. Now quit crying and develop some spine. Learn to defend yourselves properly.

How do I know he is gay? Look at his avatar. It says so. See?

You were saying... ?
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Scared of posting in his VS. thread.
 
Messenger said:
Scared of posting in his VS. thread.

I was there and you know it. I grew weary of seeing the same 'fuck this' and 'fuck that'. It is old hat. The child is an amateur and you know it. I PWned him the moment I altered his avatar. This is before I have even uttered a word. I should like to see someone else altar his avatar AND allow so many to see it as if viewing a theatre screen. I am but GOD Himself. The TRUE God.
 
Sarek said:
Yes, you are. Now please go back to ignoring me.

Consider it an early christmas present or something.

You wish me to IGGY you? Alright. Remember, you wanted this. No whining about it. AGAIN.
 
I grew weary of seeing the same 'fuck this' and 'fuck that'. It is old hat. The child is an amateur and you know it.
Perhaps you do not understand, fuckwit. Buzz_Bunny is a dual, a decoration. Someone logged in as him and posted flames which, unlike yours, were humorous.

We all laughed at you, typing paragraph after paragraph, as you now.

I am but GOD Himself. The TRUE God.
Of a messageboard? Really?
 
SaintLucifer said:
Since when is uttering the word 'fuck' every 3 words considering 'PWning' an individual? He was like an angry monkey at our Metro Zoo screeching for another banana

Yes, but he was 'funnie' where as you were in need of refreshments..
 
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