Song I wrote about Dr Dave

[CaptainWacky]

Ground Control to Major Tom
Ground Control to Major Tom
Take your protein pills and put your helmet on

Ground Control to Major Tom
Commencing countdown, engines on
Check ignition and may God’s love be with you

Spoken:
Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven, Six, Five, Four, Three, Two, One, Lift-off

This is Ground Control to Major Tom
You’ve really made the grade
And the papers want to know whose shirts you wear
Now it’s time to leave the capsule if you dare

“This is Major Tom to Ground Control
I’m stepping through the door
And I’m floating in a most peculiar way
And the stars look very different today

For here
Am I sitting in a tin can
Far above the world
Planet Earth is blue
And there’s nothing I can do

Though I’m past one hundred thousand miles
I’m feeling very still
And I think my spaceship knows which way to go
Tell my wife I love her very much (she knows!)
Ground Control to Major Tom
Your circuit’s dead, there’s something wrong
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Can you hear....

“ am I floating round my tin can
Far above the Moon
Planet Earth is blue
And there’s nothing I can do.?

 

[Gagh]

Ask me again why I could never love you?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Because I'm a mindless autobot.

 

[Dr Dave]

Wacky, you may have free run of the X-Ray machine today.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'll wank in it.

 

[Dr Dave]

You can get an orderly to clean it after, If you wish.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I like rolling around in the mess.

 

[Dr Dave]

Then trick some idiot to get in there after you have used it, when the remark "What is that smell", start screaming "THERE COMEING TO TAKE ME AWAY HA HA" while takeing their x-ray and danceing with a sheep.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yep.

 

[Dr Dave]

HOT DAMN !

 

[CaptainWacky]

Wnaked.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Hold up the x-ray so we can see your spooj's insides.

 

[Dr Dave]

Do it Wacky.

 

[CaptainWacky]

doing it

 

[Loktar]

pix plz.

 

[CaptainWacky]

no

 

[Fuddlemiff]

HOLY MACKERAL

 

[headvoid]

I demand to see BONE!!!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

CLANG

 

[Dr Dave]

Goes the trolley !