SONG I WROTE ABOUT GAGH

[CaptainWacky]

BABY YOUR COCK MAKES ME HOT LIKE NOBODY ELSE

(it's a parody of One Direction but I haven't come up with the next line yet)

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

YOU'RE JUST A SIMPLE TAYLOR BUT YOUR MOVES ON ME ARE SWIFT!

 

[Loktar]

KANYE HOLD ON AND WEST A MINUTE WHILE I INTERRUPT THE BEAT

 

[CaptainWacky]

YOUR COCK'S WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL

 

[Gagh]

I AM SCARED.

 

[Tisiphone]

And I'm scared for you.

 

[headvoid]

HOT FIERY SANTAS COCK

(It's the devilish Christmas mix)

 

[CaptainWacky]

SIMPSONS CHRISTMAS BOOGIE

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

MERRY X-MAS FRY! SANTA'S COMING TO GET YOU!

 

[CaptainWacky]

GAGH TO HOST NEXT WORLD CUP ON HIS BACK?

 

[Seph]

Santa is an anagram of Satan and he will steal and eat your children.

 

[CaptainWacky]

GAGH TO FUCK AUSTRALIAN DJS GAGHGAM STYLE TO TEACH THEM A LESSON?

 

[Dr Dave]

Gagh to eat 3 pieces of toast?

 

[CaptainWacky]

GAGH TO TRAVEL BACK IN TIME TO THE SIXTIES AND PUNCH EACH OF THE BEATLES IN THE FACE ENDING WITH PAUL THEN SAY "I CAN'T GET NO SATISFACTION, SHIT WRONG BAND!"

 

[Gagh]

I'd rather go back to the 60's and find some of those hot chicks from the original Batman TV Series.

 

[CaptainWacky]

There was a really good documentary about British wrestling on BBC4 tonight.

 

[Farry Lynt]

Santa is an anagram of Satan and he will steal and eat your children.

Stop Bagarting and pass it around