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Song I wrote about Helene

Cassie said:
My electricity exploded! My internet caught on fire! Seriously. It looked like the sun when the wires burned at the end of the road. Don't know when it will be fixed . Fuck I am standing in an ant bed. Love you all!!!!
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Thinking of you homeslice...
 
What would I do with no internet? How would I wank? I mean there are some very old Mayfair's from the 80s in my attic, but I don't really know where they are. That's some scary shit.
 
whisky said:
What would I do with no internet? How would I wank? I mean there are some very old Mayfair's from the 80s in my attic, but I don't really know where they are. That's some scary shit.
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I've got a couple old Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issues and an FHM magazine featuring Alyson Hannigan I can use for Internet outage wank emergencies.
 
Cassie said:
My electricity exploded! My internet caught on fire! Seriously. It looked like the sun when the wires burned at the end of the road. Don't know when it will be fixed . Fuck I am standing in an ant bed. Love you all!!!!
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You probably should not stand in an ant bed!
 
Cassie said:
My electricity exploded! My internet caught on fire! Seriously. It looked like the sun when the wires burned at the end of the road. Don't know when it will be fixed . Fuck I am standing in an ant bed. Love you all!!!!
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But will you make THE REUNION?!?!?!?
 
What I want to know though is did he get his name Hurricane Pete because of his diet of just Brussle Sprouts?
 
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