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space monkey

Cassie

Touching the monolith
Staff member
I feel like a space monkey.
No not like a donkey.
You stupid honky.


Goodnight everybody!
 
NIGHT, SUCKAH! WORD!
 
Too much spray on tan stuff for Cassie it seems.
 
night Cassie!
 
I hope she found a bed this time.
 
Plausible, if not probable.
 
A bed of broken glass maybe.
 
Or roses, AWWWW THAT'S SWEET!
 
I felt like I was not myself yesterday, for some reason. Could have been the anxiety medication. LIKE A MONKEY READY TO BE SHOT INTO SPACE< for some reason that line from Fight Club has lodged itself permanently into my brain.
 
SPACE MONKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!111

spacemonkey1.jpg
 
That space monkey has seen more shit, man....
 
And he plays in the same shit, too.
 
Flings it, too!
 
Then picks his nose with the same finger!
 
Poor Space Monkey is currently being held hostage in a warehouse in upstate New York, with some other belongings from my desk at the old company which was shuttered last year.

All I have are the pics I took... :(
 
Awww....he'll fly home soon.
 
SPACE BATS
 
Eggs to make a Space Bat image!
 
I'm on a hunger strike until SPACE MONKEEEEEE comes home.
 
MAKE A LADDER MATCH
 
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