The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
SHITMAN!
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SPAM CRAP IT ALL
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The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
Don't gimme,
The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
don't gimme,
The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
don't gimme, don't gimme,
The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
don't gimme no,
The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
SHITMAN!
The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
Come on,
The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
come on, come on, come on, come on,
The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
come on shit.
The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
He's got poo poo
Loktar
Pinata Whacker
Mr Hankey: Poo Choo Train's layin' down its tracks
With a [Poo Choo] all the way and back!
Cartman: Poo Poo Train is my favorite thing,
Spreading Christmas joy as we ride and sing!
(...)
Mr Hankey: Christmastime wouldn't be the same
Without hugs and kisses and a Poo Choo Train.
Everything that lives on earth poos in some way
And thats how the cycle happens each and everyday
Just look at the green green grass and the birds up in the sky
Its all here because of poo and now ill tell you why
Grass is eaten by the cattle
Which is eaten by women and men
Defuses with their body, and becomes poo again
And that poo goes through the sewer
which is tucked into the sea
and its eaten by the plankton which becomes the fishes me
We got bigger fish with the poo still inside
Swims up near the shore and gets eaten alive
By a grizzly bear that poos on a dead piece of sand
So that it can spring to the life and become poo for the land!
Its the poo of the antelope, the poo of the giraffe
Which crawls up to the earth, and becomes the blades of grass
The grass is eaten by the cattle, which comes out the other end
To make poo for the humans, and start all over again.
Mr: Hankey You see son? Youre not an insignificate part of life!
You are life!
Cornwallis: But how can I be that blade of grass? Or a human?
I dont control what they do
Mr. Hankey: Just like your heart beets without u thinking about it.
So do your giraffes and humans do what they do. Without you even
thinking about it! But it is all one life form. It is all you.
Cornwallis: I think I see now (deep singinge voice)
Im the poo of the antelope, that flows onto the ground
Mr. Hankey: Which becomes the grass of tomorrow
Cornwallis: Yea
Mr. Hankey: Which the critters turn around
Cornwallis: And I'm the leg of a leopard. And the wings of a hen.
Both: Which becomes the inner part of humans, and turn back to
poo again. Thats the circle, the circle of poooooooooooo.
D.:
Hey, Ms. Miller -- we just need a stool sample
Patti:
Why do you need a stool sample if you think I'm just a nut?
Turk & JD:
'Cause the answer's not in your head, my dear -- it's in your butt!
J.D.:
You see....
Everything comes down to poo!
From the top of your head, to the sole of your shoe
We can figure out what's wrong with you by lookin' at your poo!
Turk?
Turk:
Do you have a hemorrhoid or is it rectal cancer?
When you flush your dookie down, you flush away the answer!
J.D.:
It doesn't really matter if it's hard or if it's loose
We'll figure out what's ailing you, as long as it's a deuce!
Yes!
Everything comes down to poo!
Nurses:
Everything comes down to poo!
J.D.:
Cardiovascular and lymphatic, yes, the nervous system, too!
All across the nation, we trust in defecation!
Everything comes down to poo!
Turk:
If you want to know what's wrong, don't sit and act so cool
Just be a man and eat some bran, and drop the kids off at the pool!
Robed Woman (spoken):
My stomach hurts
J.D.:
Check the poo
Limping Woman (spoken):
I sprained my ankle
Turk:
Check the poo!
Bloody Shoulder Guy (spoken):
I was shot!
J.D.:
Check the poo!
Delivery Guy (spoken):
A homeless guy threw poo in my eye!
Turk:
Check the poo!
Delivery Guy (spoken):
Mine or his?
J.D.:
First him, then you!
It may sound gross, you may say "shush!"
J.D. & Turk:
But we need to see what comes out of your tush!
Because!
All:
Everything comes down to poo!
Whether it's a tumor or a touch of the flu!
J.D. & Turk:
Please, won't you pinch us off a big, fat clue!
Turk:
Our number one test is your Number Two!
All:
If there's no breeze, light a match please!
Everything comes down to --
J.D.:
Doo-doo!
Turk:
Doo-doo!
J.D.:
Doo-doo!
Turk:
Doo-doo!
All:
Everything comes down to ... poo!
With a [Poo Choo] all the way and back!
Cartman: Poo Poo Train is my favorite thing,
Spreading Christmas joy as we ride and sing!
(...)
Mr Hankey: Christmastime wouldn't be the same
Without hugs and kisses and a Poo Choo Train.
Everything that lives on earth poos in some way
And thats how the cycle happens each and everyday
Just look at the green green grass and the birds up in the sky
Its all here because of poo and now ill tell you why
Grass is eaten by the cattle
Which is eaten by women and men
Defuses with their body, and becomes poo again
And that poo goes through the sewer
which is tucked into the sea
and its eaten by the plankton which becomes the fishes me
We got bigger fish with the poo still inside
Swims up near the shore and gets eaten alive
By a grizzly bear that poos on a dead piece of sand
So that it can spring to the life and become poo for the land!
Its the poo of the antelope, the poo of the giraffe
Which crawls up to the earth, and becomes the blades of grass
The grass is eaten by the cattle, which comes out the other end
To make poo for the humans, and start all over again.
Mr: Hankey You see son? Youre not an insignificate part of life!
You are life!
Cornwallis: But how can I be that blade of grass? Or a human?
I dont control what they do
Mr. Hankey: Just like your heart beets without u thinking about it.
So do your giraffes and humans do what they do. Without you even
thinking about it! But it is all one life form. It is all you.
Cornwallis: I think I see now (deep singinge voice)
Im the poo of the antelope, that flows onto the ground
Mr. Hankey: Which becomes the grass of tomorrow
Cornwallis: Yea
Mr. Hankey: Which the critters turn around
Cornwallis: And I'm the leg of a leopard. And the wings of a hen.
Both: Which becomes the inner part of humans, and turn back to
poo again. Thats the circle, the circle of poooooooooooo.
D.:
Hey, Ms. Miller -- we just need a stool sample
Patti:
Why do you need a stool sample if you think I'm just a nut?
Turk & JD:
'Cause the answer's not in your head, my dear -- it's in your butt!
J.D.:
You see....
Everything comes down to poo!
From the top of your head, to the sole of your shoe
We can figure out what's wrong with you by lookin' at your poo!
Turk?
Turk:
Do you have a hemorrhoid or is it rectal cancer?
When you flush your dookie down, you flush away the answer!
J.D.:
It doesn't really matter if it's hard or if it's loose
We'll figure out what's ailing you, as long as it's a deuce!
Yes!
Everything comes down to poo!
Nurses:
Everything comes down to poo!
J.D.:
Cardiovascular and lymphatic, yes, the nervous system, too!
All across the nation, we trust in defecation!
Everything comes down to poo!
Turk:
If you want to know what's wrong, don't sit and act so cool
Just be a man and eat some bran, and drop the kids off at the pool!
Robed Woman (spoken):
My stomach hurts
J.D.:
Check the poo
Limping Woman (spoken):
I sprained my ankle
Turk:
Check the poo!
Bloody Shoulder Guy (spoken):
I was shot!
J.D.:
Check the poo!
Delivery Guy (spoken):
A homeless guy threw poo in my eye!
Turk:
Check the poo!
Delivery Guy (spoken):
Mine or his?
J.D.:
First him, then you!
It may sound gross, you may say "shush!"
J.D. & Turk:
But we need to see what comes out of your tush!
Because!
All:
Everything comes down to poo!
Whether it's a tumor or a touch of the flu!
J.D. & Turk:
Please, won't you pinch us off a big, fat clue!
Turk:
Our number one test is your Number Two!
All:
If there's no breeze, light a match please!
Everything comes down to --
J.D.:
Doo-doo!
Turk:
Doo-doo!
J.D.:
Doo-doo!
Turk:
Doo-doo!
All:
Everything comes down to ... poo!
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