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Spam thread #1 for Saturday the 18th of November 2006

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Life is about ready to end any moment now.
 
adsdsdfsdsdsd
 
LIFE IS TICKING AWAY, LIKE A FROG OR A GAY...
 
my head feels like it's gonna explode.
 
LETS PLAY ASTEROIDS AND ALLOW THE IRONY ESCAPE US THAT AN ASTEROID WILL LIKELY END ALL LIFE ON EARTH WITHIN THE NEXT 20 YEARS
 
IF WE'RE LUCKY!
 
It's funny how I'm so aware of life going by but still can't bring myself to DO SOMETHING.
 
CaptainWacky said:
It's funny how I'm so aware of life going by but still can't bring myself to DO SOMETHING.

Me too.
 
TRY
 
I did try and then Yoda bitch slapped me.
 
Do not wank.
 
If you wank against the force your penid will fall off, FACT
 
Cassie said:
If you wank against the force your penid will fall off, FACT

Or implode.
 
Or shrivel up like Palpapenis.
 
I'll be eating pork in a few minutes.
 
I ate some pizza. It wasn't Domino's thank God. I still have some pasta waiting.
 
Pizza is only for Italians.
 
I wank to this pic of an old Playgirl centerfold who was a boxer and looked like Tony Danza. Therefore I'M ITALIAN TOO LIKE MARIO AND LUIGI FUCKERS
 
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