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Staff overhaul!

Gagh said:
OH NO. PLEASE DON'T TROLL ME WITH THE POWER OF SEMANTICS! I MAY HAVE TO RESPOND IN KIND, SO WE CAN PAD THIS THREAD OUT WITH 20 OR SO MEANINGLESS POSTS IN REFERENCE TO THIS PEDANTIC POINT! OBVIOUSLY, I MUST THEREFORE CONCEDE! I HEREBY STATE FOR THE RECORD THAT A MODERATOR POSITION AT WORDFORGE CLEARLY IS AS IMPORTANT AS FULL TIME EMPLOYMENT, AND THEREFORE ONE IS ABLE TO BE FIRED FROM SUCH A POSITION AND LIVE A LIFE OF SHAME THEREAFTER!!!!!
Nobody ever stated even one time that a position at wordforge was equivalent to a full time employment. It seems to me that you are the only one who is having difficulty with that one.
Alas, for you KIRK1ADM, I do not get embroiled in such petty arguments, due to their entirely meaningless existance, and I wouldn't want to see you embarrassed.
Sure you do. You are the ass that chose to make this rather ridiculous point. Maybe you shouldn't if you dislike having to justify your positions.
Have a negrep instead!
I'm sure that is supposed to bother me somehow. But, you know what it really doesn't. Negative rep away. If that is what it takes for you to get a hard on, then have at it and enjoy.
 
Oh, sorry, I'm too bored to reply with anything remotely resembling an on-topic post, so have another negrep, and a +1 for the postcount.

And I prefer "Arse", thank you. I'm not repulsively common, like you. I have class.
 
Gagh said:
I love it when idiots say 'fired' in reference to BBS positions. Do you think they all get paid to mod, then Face? Perhaps they have fuel, travel & subsitence expenses paid by Wordforge Ltd, as well?

Some people need to buy those old GI Joe / Action Man figures, as with their 'power-grip' rubber hands, they have a more coherent grip on reality, than those who believe a 'mod firing' is of any major consequence in life.

However, that doesn't stop it being funny when those removed from these OMG POSITIONS OF POWER are complete halfwits who get all cut up about it, and cry for Mom.

I was wrong about you. :)
 
KIRK1ADM said:
I'm sure garamet was very picky when she chose to give reasons for anyone departure from your beloved eliteforge.

Garamet left eliteforge?

You left eliteforge and Garamet hasn't told us the whole story?

Who is this gramatically incorrect "anyone" who had a departure?

I am also positive that it wasn't the complete story.

Feel free to tell us all the truth since it seems to bother you so much.

Not that I expect an individual of your little character to either want to know, or accept. Run along you piece of shit

As has been established, the running along is more your style.

Phantomofeliteforge.

:laugh:

Did you come up with that yourself?
 
Gagh said:
With what? A Photoshopped Goatse image, presumably?
I was thinking a donkey kicking itself in the ass. But he's great comic potential, so just getting the word out should attract posters from several boards. And what better for a troll board than a "please troll me" mascot?
 
Bailey said:
Garamet left eliteforge?
Stupid is as stupid does. Bailey, if you think that is what was said, it is no wonder you were chosen to be a mod with Elwood. Competence is not one of his criteria. Undivided love of him and his secrecy is. Keep on defending him.
You left eliteforge and Garamet hasn't told us the whole story?
Apparently you are slow rather than stupid. That about sums it up yes.
Who is this gramatically incorrect "anyone" who had a departure?
You need it spelled out for you or what?
Feel free to tell us all the truth since it seems to bother you so much.
I'm not the one that seems to be all that bothered, it is elitest such as yourself that seem to have the desire to believe the stories fed to you by bitches like garamet. You've had two years to believe her lies and it is obvious you do. Do you honestly think I believe you have any sincere desire to know the full story? Give me a fucking a break. Assholes such as you, gulisshit, and phantom made up your minds long ago.

Your friendly writer told you what she wanted to tell you. I told her exactly what was going on at the time only to return to a board full of lies and innuendos as to why I had "chickened out".

You obviously believe what you want to believe. Go ask that bitch and see if she is willing to be honest with you and give you the full story without her sleazy fictionalization. You do after all trust her.
As has been established, the running along is more your style.
No, that is simply the accusations of moderator pricks such as you and your esteemed elitest gang.

The only thing that has been established is how gullible you are and how stupid you are for believing what someone like garamet will tell you. Do you honestly believe she would tell you something that would present her in an unfavorable light? Hmmm... judging by your statements and actions here you do.

:laugh:

Did you come up with that yourself?
Yes, actually I do come up with things myself. I do not need writers to feed me with half truths like you seem to.

Don't you have some moderating to do? Don't you have some threads to lock over at wordforge. You know those threads that are critical of you and the man you've been hired to protect and serve?
 
guldulac said:
I was thinking a donkey kicking itself in the ass. But he's great comic potential, so just getting the word out should attract posters from several boards. And what better for a troll board than a "please troll me" mascot?

TK has plenty of idiots, so it hardly needs a chameleonic effort to blend in.
 
KIRK1ADM said:
Stupid is as stupid does. Bailey, if you think that is what was said, it is no wonder you were chosen to be a mod with Elwood. Competence is not one of his criteria. Undivided love of him and his secrecy is. Keep on defending him.

Apparently you are slow rather than stupid. That about sums it up yes.

You need it spelled out for you or what?

I'm not the one that seems to be all that bothered, it is elitest such as yourself that seem to have the desire to believe the stories fed to you by bitches like garamet. You've had two years to believe her lies and it is obvious you do. Do you honestly think I believe you have any sincere desire to know the full story? Give me a fucking a break. Assholes such as you, gulisshit, and phantom made up your minds long ago.

Your friendly writer told you what she wanted to tell you. I told her exactly what was going on at the time only to return to a board full of lies and innuendos as to why I had "chickened out".

You obviously believe what you want to believe. Go ask that bitch and see if she is willing to be honest with you and give you the full story without her sleazy fictionalization. You do after all trust her.

No, that is simply the accusations of moderator pricks such as you and your esteemed elitest gang.

The only thing that has been established is how gullible you are and how stupid you are for believing what someone like garamet will tell you. Do you honestly believe she would tell you something that would present her in an unfavorable light? Hmmm... judging by your statements and actions here you do.


Yes, actually I do come up with things myself. I do not need writers to feed me with half truths like you seem to.

Don't you have some moderating to do? Don't you have some threads to lock over at wordforge. You know those threads that are critical of you and the man you've been hired to protect and serve?

Given that you seem to believe negrepping gives me a hard on, I see that arguing online in regards to completely meaningless shit is not only your life, but seems to provide you with a hard on.

Try negrepping instead. It takes much less energy, and will make you look more stupid than you already sound!

Oh - hang on. You're in the red. You can't.
 
KIRK1ADM said:
Stupid is as stupid does. Bailey, if you think that is what was said, it is no wonder you were chosen to be a mod with Elwood. Competence is not one of his criteria. Undivided love of him and his secrecy is. Keep on defending him.

Apparently you are slow rather than stupid. That about sums it up yes.

You need it spelled out for you or what?

I'm not the one that seems to be all that bothered, it is elitest such as yourself that seem to have the desire to believe the stories fed to you by bitches like garamet. You've had two years to believe her lies and it is obvious you do. Do you honestly think I believe you have any sincere desire to know the full story? Give me a fucking a break. Assholes such as you, gulisshit, and phantom made up your minds long ago.

Your friendly writer told you what she wanted to tell you. I told her exactly what was going on at the time only to return to a board full of lies and innuendos as to why I had "chickened out".

You obviously believe what you want to believe. Go ask that bitch and see if she is willing to be honest with you and give you the full story without her sleazy fictionalization. You do after all trust her.

No, that is simply the accusations of moderator pricks such as you and your esteemed elitest gang.

The only thing that has been established is how gullible you are and how stupid you are for believing what someone like garamet will tell you. Do you honestly believe she would tell you something that would present her in an unfavorable light? Hmmm... judging by your statements and actions here you do.


Yes, actually I do come up with things myself. I do not need writers to feed me with half truths like you seem to.

Don't you have some moderating to do? Don't you have some threads to lock over at wordforge. You know those threads that are critical of you and the man you've been hired to protect and serve?

My god you are retarded.
 
KIRK1ADM said:
:lol:
Peon? :lol:

Well I can only hope to find my place in the high ranks of membership here as you have. :lol:

Oh - you're one of those who believes that a BBS has an informal ranking system.

Alas, I think such systems are incredibly rediculous, so your post here attempting to mock me, seemingly for believing that I have such a position at TK, is both misguided & entirely pointless.

But keep up the good work. I think you're showing small signs of promise amongst the vast showers of low-flying bullshit.
 
Gagh said:
Oh - you're one of those who believes that a BBS has an informal ranking system.
Do I? Or is it you. You are after all the one who has classified me as a peon have you not?
Alas, I think such systems are incredibly rediculous, so your post here attempting to mock me, seemingly for believing that I have such a position at TK, is both misguided & entirely pointless.
Hmm if you feel the above you should probably avoid using terms like peon.
But keep up the good work. I think you're showing small signs of promise amongst the vast showers of low-flying bullshit.
Hmmmm... damn, than I'm not living up to your example. :(
 
KIRK1ADM said:
Do I? Or is it you. You are after all the one who has classified me as a peon have you not?

I see, semantics is really your bag, isn't it? Perhaps it gives you a hardon?

OK - I'll entertain the VERBAL BEATING you think you handing out here. Who said the use of the term 'peon' was expressing the notion of a ranking system on this BBS? Not me, that's for sure. Nope - that was you!

Therefore, I can only assume that you attach great important to BBS politics. With the large, uninteresting slabs of bile about WF you've posted, and the semantic warbling about the 'fired' situation, in edition to the "I was trolled by a peon remark" kneejerk, you are clearly obsessed with this nonsensical fare. Is it giving you a hardon, at all, or are there circulation difficulties down there?

Hmm if you feel the above you should probably avoid using terms like peon.

Given the mileage in bleatings it's got from you so far, I would say it's been a more resounding success than any other time I've used it.

Hmmmm... damn, than I'm not living up to your example. :(

Oh, given your appalling grasp of the English language, you're more than living up to the monika.
 
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